In a cafe, and a woman has just complained (funny)

[QuestionableMouse]

She'd ordered a bacon sandwich and it's just been delivered to the table. She's now moaning because her bacon sandwich has a tiny crumb of black pudding on it. And she doesn't eat pork.

I feel for the poor staff having to explain which animal bacon comes from 😬

(And no, there's no vegan bacon on the menu so not a mix up!)

cancel the cheque -it wasnt black pudding!

Plot twist:

QUORN.

This thread be crazy.

You betcha! It's the new 'snapped and farted'!

That’s not what you were asked. You claimed that some religions disallow blood but allow pork, and are now dodging the question after having been called out.

@PaidthepiperTuneismine they're not religions that eat pork products but not pork blood. Try again.

Except that's not quite the story. The OP embellished. There is NO RELIGION who would not know that bacon is from swine.

Really?

Does @PaidthepiperTuneismine even realise she is “teaching” a Jewish person about Judaism 😂

I have never, in my entire 40+ years, known someone so blatantly, painfully wrong, refuse to admit it to this extent. It's almost impressive.

Chapeau @PorkingThread

In fact, I doff my porkpie hat at you!

Are you claiming that Jews and Muslims are allowed to eat pork if it doesn't contain blood?
Are you actually saying that?
Yes or no?

It'S I AM A CANADIAN all over again.

Correct, they do not eat pork.

You are making a fool of yourself now.

Does flapjack realise that I am teaching what I have a degree in?

Are you claiming that Jews and Muslims are allowed to eat pork if it doesn't contain blood?
Are you actually saying that?
Yes or no?

@PaidthepiperTuneismine 🤯 Never has an emoji been more accurate to describe your posts

Oh god I am scared for the students if this is true.

Lay off PaidthePiper … for whatever reason, they are unable to accept that they are wrong. No-one is going to convince them. It doesn’t matter. It’s turning into a pile-on and it’s going too far.

Right. Before I head back to the Peppa and Bingo thread in The Litter Tray I have to know what degree this is.

Ok, so I'm wrong. I'm an idiot.
The lady with her bacon sandwich was wrong. She's an idiot.

Haw haw haw

😂

I’d bet good money it’s from an ex-poly, and am certain that it did not teach you that observant Jews eat pork as you are alleging.

Jewsplaining?

That's a donkey