In a cafe, and a woman has just complained (funny)

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She'd ordered a bacon sandwich and it's just been delivered to the table. She's now moaning because her bacon sandwich has a tiny crumb of black pudding on it. And she doesn't eat pork.

I feel for the poor staff having to explain which animal bacon comes from 😬

(And no, there's no vegan bacon on the menu so not a mix up!)

My son has learning difficulties, are you making fun of them? Even he knows that bacon comes from pork. This is just pure stupidity!! Just because she's stupid that doesn't mean she has learning difficulties.

I'm sure a latte used to be ristretto at the bottom at one time and not a tepid, feeble coffee milkshake. I like hot milk in my coffee sometimes but I still want that Oh Fuck Yeah Coffee hit.

She wanted the bacon sandwich. She didn't want the pig's blood (black pudding). It's not that difficult to understand.

My former brother in law is from a mixed Jewish and Muslim background, he doesn't eat pork. Or other pig based products.
My mother in law, who is a pain in the arse, tried to force feed him bacon because it isn't pork.

Completely irrelevant. Maybe you should go back to the start of the thread?

What are you talking about? That says those that eat pork and blood and those than don’t eat pork and blood. Not those that eat pork but not blood but call blood pork and don’t think bacon is pork.

But can you not understand that the experiences/frames of reference used by you and your circle of friends, family and acquaintances, might not be the same as those of others outside your own circle?

Look. Laugh as you wish, but that is what some religions teach. Pork ok. Black pudding not ok.

Clearly it is, for you. The point is that she didn't want any pork in her sandwich, and was upset about the black pudding.

Do you need a diagram? We could find a small child and some crayons?

It's not a religious question though.

You're as wrong as you are patronising.

She wanted the bacon sandwich. She didn't want the pig's blood (black pudding). It's not that difficult to understand.

She complained about the non black pudding because she does not eat pork. Bacon is pork.

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For goodness sake! She doesn't eat pork - probably for cultural/religious reasons - in her world 'bacon' is a non pork product - so that makes her 'stupid'?

Come off it - people who don't eat pork for whatever reason are very clear that, whilst they may eat Turkey bacon or vegan bacon, whilst outside of a cafe which they know personally would only serve these versions for cultural reasons - they would always double check what they are getting .

You're assuming that she didn't know that the bacon was pork (from a swine).

Unless she's an alien of limited intelligence, she will know the animal that pork comes from. The issue will have been pig's blood.

But that’s not what your quotes say? I don’t know any religion that says pork ok but pork blood not. But yes not at all relevant here.

It apparently wasn't black pudding at all but a burned bit of bun.

The issue will have been pig's blood.

Even though it said quite clearly the in the OP...

And she doesn't eat pork.

Pork is the issue. She doesn't eat pork.

No. People who don't eat things like pork for religious or cultural reasons know better than anyone what pork is and where they might find it.

You assuming that someone of a religion or culture that doesn't eat pork won't know what bacon is offensive, patronising, and kinda racist.

Surely you are not seriously still trying to suggest that this person (described by the OP as white British) comes from an entire culture of people who don't know that bacon comes from pigs?

You're not really, are you?!

It's far easier to laugh.

No - she wanted the bacon sandwich, got cross about the black pud, and then claimed not to know that bacon was from pigs and THAT was the bit that all the fuss was about. It moved on from the black pudding to - no one ever told me bacon was pig. Read it again.

God I love bacon.

whack-a-mole for tiresome, patronising wokerati

Thank you that is brilliant 😂

If the issue is the pigs blood then surely you say 'I don't eat blood products'.

I mean I would say 'I don't LIKE black pudding, eugh'.. because I don't. But then, I would have just picked it off and probably in the process would have discovered it was a burnt bit of bun and not black pudding anyway...

But I am (generally!) not a twat.

She is of limited intelligence. As, it would appear, are you.

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