Who should win the Tory leadership contest based on sheer good looks?

[gryilla]

The obvious candidate is Jacob Rees-Mogg but since I suspect he's unlikely to stand, who else should I have my eye on?

Larry

Absolutely none of them, yuck.

Are you quite well, OP? He looks like a barely animated corpse.

😂

Dishy Rishi

Tobias Ellwood looks presentable

The obvious candidate is Jacob Rees-Mogg

Ummm ... are you quite well, OP?

Who are the likely candidates?

Ooh, strong choice! I do love a man in glasses

Yeah, I agree with this. He's probably more competent than the current lot too.

Dishy Rishi is handsome but a bit small. Ben Wallace is very attractive imo (I like bigger men).

Penny M is sexy and Priti P is beautiful when she’s not smirking.

Good to have a fun thread amongst all the gloom!

Priti Patel is objectively the most beautiful. Hateful, irritating, but that’s not what you’re asking.

Very disappointed my guilty crush Dominick Raab isn’t standing. Hope he sticks around so I can keep fantasising when he’s on telly.

Priti Patel is an overbearing bully with no redeeming features. She is quite ordinary in looks, personality and ability . She also wears clothes and shoes which are too big for her which is, quite frankly, bizarre.

What are planning to do with them OP? is it for cosy sitting on a sofa, taking them for a stroll in woods or going to a party and dance?

Yup - I hear you. I have a very secret but quite large crush….

Tom Tougendhat maybe?

Rishi if he was tall. Ellwood, I would. I wouldn't but the pun is fun. Mmmmmm rhyming.

I've always thought Priti is very pretty!

I despise them all, but also fancy Raab, it makes me feel stick.

Priti is the best looking

Jeremy Hunt?

Priti is gorgeous. But I would love to send her the name of a good tailor!

Steve Baker has a very fine head of hair.

I don't mind Hunt. Ell-wouldn't.

Patel and Sunak are objectively good looking if you don't insist on height as a criterion

I found myself slightly taken with James Cleverly when he was doing the media rounds this morning. Lovely voice and smile.

Dominic Cummings

Hand me my arse please

I mis-read this as sneer good looks. So many to choose from.