The one where Big Dog gets poop scooped Thread 10

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http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4584475-boris-johnson-and-the-long-road-to-nowhere-38-resignations-and-counting-thread-9

My mistake - woman contacted the Times in April and has decided to go ahead with the story now. She is anonymous (understandably as she has a family of her own now).

Good grief - they’ve got speech clips. Just awful, totally horrendous abuses of power by Johnson. It sickens me.

twitter.com/gabriel_pogrund/status/1545825125810970626?s=21&t=jWZEt39Cp9VrHjpD5ztrJw

With audio 😬

My email to Andrea J, copied to the commissioner for standards (thanks for that email address upthread)

Ms Jenkyns -

I spent thirty years teaching in the secondary and FE sectors before I retired.
An important part of my job was modelling appropriate behaviour, even when it was difficult to do so.
Children need good role models, especially those children who do not otherwise have such people in their lives.
Had I or any of my colleagues demonstrated such poor judgement and behaviour as you did with your gestures in Downing St yesterday, we would rightly have been castigated.
You should consider carefully whether Education is the right department for you - I suggest it is not.
If you decide to stay, please start behaving like a responsible grown up person.

Sincerely

Tim Shipman reporting that last week a Downing Street official was considering a knighthood for Stanley Johnson because he had been an MEP.

They've totally lost the plot!

The lunatics have taken over the asylum

The likely honours list all looks very worthy ...

"Nigel Adams, whom enemies accuse of persuading Johnson to employ Pincher, a drinking partner of his, has been telling friends he will get a peerage. Nadine Dorries is also expected to go to the Lords and revert to writing novels. Allegra Stratton, who resigned as Johnson’s spokeswoman over partygate, is also tipped for a peerage. A separate list of political peers, due before the summer recess, will include Michael Hintze, the billionaire Tory donor, and Paul Dacre, the former editor of the Daily Mail."

From Tim Shipman

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7aItpjF5vXc

God it's depressing

The audio on that Twitter link below from onto the stairs isn't very clear but it was shocking ( if any of it is true) but not surprising either. The ones who still like our current caretaker PM will brush it off as 'fake news ' I suppose or that's how it was back then. Or just blame the woman.

Petronella Wyatt's latest tweet

I should point out, now that Number 10 have issued strenuous denials, that my tweet was, er, a joke.

Yes, sure

What about the sentence structure or lack thereof in Andrea's statement?

Poor old Neil Parish. There's an article out there saying he's 'oversexed' and he can't help it. His wife says he can't help it either. And it's all so vewwy unfair ... you couldn't make it up.

I see Liz Truss is running as well, promising ti reverse tbe tax hikes

But I am sure I heard the Chancellor say on Thursday morning that the government had been busy cutting taxes?

Not a good look for the Education Minister

@Roussette, oh, so it wasn't about the tractors after all ??

Don't you find tractors exciting?

Yep, he is as slippery as a slippery thing. Perfect PM material!

He can't help it, bless, shame he isn't a dog

Only when pulling a beat up Russian tank.

Just came across this and thought I’d share for some mild relief.

Nopey. Poor boy is oversexed and can't help it.

WTF

long thread
twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1545825125810970626?t=YzLQFoXqi-hCQ7KJXnUIAw&s=19

EXCLUSIVE: Boris Johnson lobbied for a public role for a young woman who says he abused his power to have a sexual relationship with her

The PM was confronted at the height of the #MeToo movement in 2017, when she told him she was still “shaken and upset”

Not enough that an Education Minister is flipping the bird at the public, another one is posing with a mask on his willy - now new Chancellor Nadhim Zahawi is being investigated by HMRC 🤷‍♀️