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The one where Big Dog gets poop scooped Thread 10

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InMySpareTime · 07/07/2022 13:25

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AmaryIlis · 08/07/2022 22:59

Cedilla · 08/07/2022 22:33

Is it true that Jenkyns - she of the middle finger and the shouting at the crowd - actually used to be a teacher?

DH just told me he’d read that Steve Baker has withdrawn his candidacy and announced he’s supporting Suella Braverman. I’ve no idea whether this can be right either. I’m in a state of complete shock, having accidentally stumbled across a rancid Twitter thread of true believers who actually think that Braverman is, and I quote, 'very clever', 'impressive', and 'has real mettle'. But they’re worried that she might be too soft on immigration like Priti Patel Shock Yes, really.

I suppose it’s useful to be reminded what some people out there actually do believe. But my god, it’s terrifying.

Well, at least she would be sure to lose any election very thoroughly indeed. The trouble is, she would have destroyed the country beforehand.

Peregrina · 08/07/2022 23:16

Is it true that Jenkyns - she of the middle finger and the shouting at the crowd - actually used to be a teacher?
I do hope that when it comes to election time, the Opposition leaflets use this to illustrate what she thinks of the voters, and asks whether they want to be represented by someone who treats them with contempt.

guinnessguzzler · 08/07/2022 23:32

and asks whether they want to be represented by someone who treats them with contempt.

Well, I suppose we're used to it now!

tobee · 08/07/2022 23:40

So.... doesn't look like there are going to be too many moderate candidates. But then they all got boinged off in Dec 2019.

L1ttledrummergirl · 08/07/2022 23:43

It really is business as usual.
Sunaks video makes me cringe and I feel violent tendencies when I see his face.
I'm sure this is someone's idea of a bad joke, I can't believe how many of johnsons cabinet think the country wants them in charge.

You'd think someone would point out to them how people actually feel and tell them to take a good long hard look in mirror to try to see themselves from our point of view.
Someone without any level of self assessment or reflection shouldn't be allowed anywhere near that job- as we've all discovered with Johnson.

It's a fucking joke.

BlackTourmaline · 08/07/2022 23:46

Bloody hell, who was it who wore a mask on their willy? Did I read that right 🫣
Andrea Jenkyns giving the bird and a minister in Education 😳

BlackTourmaline · 08/07/2022 23:51

The Sunak video was exceedingly condescending and cringeworthy. He’s a disgrace 😡

HeddaGarbled · 09/07/2022 01:40

I don’t think you’re his target audience.

Sunak polling highest with the general public, Wallace with Conservative party members, according to the Times. That’s probably name recognition at this point.

tobee · 09/07/2022 02:03

Ds just sent me this:-

Followed by “well that’s him out of the running”

The one where Big Dog gets poop scooped Thread 10
The one where Big Dog gets poop scooped Thread 10
the80sweregreat · 09/07/2022 04:12

Twitter and social media in general is going to be so many peoples downfall as everything is documented and dated and timed and even though this was in 2015 it will be held against him , of course!

Runnerbeansflower · 09/07/2022 04:26

AmaryIlis · 08/07/2022 22:45

Or they could venture into the 21st century and email the forms.

Hmmm....

I wonder how that would work with Tory Party members?

I don't want to make sweeping generalisations about age and IT literacy, but...

countrygirl99 · 09/07/2022 05:17

I don't want to.worry anyone but my mum is a party member and will have a vote despite her dementia. She doesn't even know what year it is and couldn't understand why the shops were closed during lockdowns. She didn't even remember having a brain scan yhe following day. If I see the paperwork and pop it in a drawer she won't remember receiving it 🤞.

itsgettingweird · 09/07/2022 05:30

Well at least the bit about mettle is true with Braverman.

Indent like her because as a person she's just not likeable and as a local MO she's a rap at dealing with constituents.

But as a leader she does get things done and has made some good positive changes locally.

I hate to say it but she would be better then Sunak.

Downnotdown · 09/07/2022 06:22

Ready for Rishi?

FFS!!!

newnamethanks · 09/07/2022 06:27

Poop truck required, surely? Bet the shredder's working overtime. And now for the re-homing: send for Pen Farthing, he owes the Johnsons a favour.

Piggywaspushed · 09/07/2022 06:51

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InMySpareTime · 09/07/2022 06:54

If we can't have a PM receive a FPN, can't we just count out any of the runners who got one from Partygate?
I don't get why you need a clear DBS to be a volunteer in a youth club but you can be an MP/PM with a massive rap sheet, in charge of policy that affects far more vulnerable people.

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MediocreHRPerson · 09/07/2022 06:56

Talking about poo. It s Dilyn the Dog who is the real victim in all of this. I wonder how long he will remain with Johnsons before he is carted off to a new home.

Sunak's brand is so tarnished by his proximity to Johnson. Truss seems to heve disappeared of the face of the planet.

borntobequiet · 09/07/2022 07:01

Truss seems to heve disappeared of the face of the planet.

If only.

Roussette · 09/07/2022 07:12

MediocreHRPerson · 09/07/2022 06:56

Talking about poo. It s Dilyn the Dog who is the real victim in all of this. I wonder how long he will remain with Johnsons before he is carted off to a new home.

Sunak's brand is so tarnished by his proximity to Johnson. Truss seems to heve disappeared of the face of the planet.

I'm curious how Sunak has reinvented himself after his wife's tax affairs became public... non dom status etc. I thought his fate was sealed at that point. Can a multi millionaire who is in the top 250 richest in the UK really have the interests of the people at heart?
To be honest ... I'm so relieved that BJ has gone that I'd welcome Larry the Cat at this moment in time.
I am v pleased Steve Baker has withdrawn and is backing Braverman because I don't think she has a scooby doo and will fall at the first fence.

newnamethanks · 09/07/2022 07:22

Looking at the collective hopefuls, frying pan and fire comes to mind. What a shower. If this is a selection of the best this country has to offer we are utterly stuffed.

guinnessguzzler · 09/07/2022 07:40

@Roussette I suspect with Sunak it's simply that none of that seems quite so bad now that Mr Johnson and his sleazey pals have dominated the headlines for weeks: 'At least he's not been caught watching porn in the commons / sexually assaulting a child / groping staff / being a lying bag of lies'. I remember people said he was done at the time but things have sunk to such a new low that maybe he now thinks he has a chance again.

Cornettoninja · 09/07/2022 07:47

Highly recommend listening to any questions in iPlayer catch up if anyone missed it yesterday, it’s a really good one (and possibly the first time I’ve heard an any questions audience boo)

Cornettoninja · 09/07/2022 07:50

@guinnessguzzler i suspect you’re right amongst the Conservative party themselves, the wider electorate? I’m not so sure.

Those who took a stand chose to do it three years in, they’re not covered in glory and labour and other parties have already started capitalising on that. They’ll do their best to ensure it’s not forgotten I’m sure.

jgw1 · 09/07/2022 08:02

I understand that Sunak is campaigning based on rebuilding the economy.
Do you think he has stopped to think who more than anyone else has contributed to breaking the economy?

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