Boris Johnson and the long road to nowhere. 38 resignations and counting.... Thread 9

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Previous thread.

Will BloJo's shirt be tucked in, his tie in its proper place and will he be sniffing, having 'drawn a line under it' again?

Will Larry the cat be on a windowsill washing his bum in the background?

I think BJ is desperately trying to stay on because he believes this will blow over and he can smarm his way into popularity again...

Theresa May on Sky news. She's making a speech at institute for government

And the wedding party.

Come on, girl, taxi for Downing Street waiting for ya

Presumably this was in TM diary for weeks

Here comes the lectern

@tobee ta

A reminder that KS said that Labour will call a VONC if the Tories don't get rid of BJ.

The lectern is out...

Expect the Benny Hill theme playing in the background.

Grave dancing shoes on.....

I see Peter Bone and deranged Christopher Chope have turned out to support Johnson. Where's mad Fabricant?

Interesting how what's he opening right now is fairly parallel to what happened with Thatcher.

She has rising inflation and her popularity waned.

It was the Falkland's that made her popular again and she served 3 terms.

Makes you wonder why Johnson was in Ukraine a lot and then twaddling about 2030.

Will he/won't he smirk??

I predict

“Err… thank you … err….for…err…coming here…err…TODAY”"

We have the worst of Tory viciousness to come, don't we? While the £ tanks.

Well his fan club are watching on

He's in bullish form.

Biggest majority

Mandate

Dorries looks bereft

Brexit done

Had to stop himself many of them voting for me rather than saying voting conservative

Shut up you cunt

It's a failure

Only Johnson can make it sound like it's been his idea and what a great idea it was!

He's a fucking nut job