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Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

875 replies

Jaggerdagger · 03/07/2022 20:10

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

OP posts:
BullshitHunter · 02/08/2022 22:55

Staynow · 02/08/2022 22:28

I only have £1000 to spend on my child's Christmas presents.

You will have more in the bank before then, what with your escorting on the side and pay-per-view dogging at your local beauty spot.

BullshitHunter · 02/08/2022 23:18

Tic sufferers? Just give your head a wobble and you will be fine.

ThomasinaGallico · 05/08/2022 00:10

What about matched betting? I made a fortune that way

and spent an absolute mint

CockInCider · 05/08/2022 20:32

All the people at Mumsnet HQ are drag queens or bell ends.

CockInCider · 05/08/2022 20:34

^ Watch this. Proof in the pudding etc!

BiscuitLover3678 · 05/08/2022 20:51

I made a moist cake for hubby and piled it on top of my heaving scrubbed wooden table

BiscuitLover3678 · 05/08/2022 20:52

Ledkr · 30/07/2022 08:16

No. They are men who think they are women. Impossible to be women.
They may feel.like women and even live like women but they are not women.

you don’t get the point of this thread 😂

BiscuitLover3678 · 05/08/2022 20:53

It boils my piss

BiscuitLover3678 · 05/08/2022 20:54

I’m non-binary

christmas2022 · 05/08/2022 22:28

Video on social media - watch till the end

ddl1 · 08/08/2022 16:34

RampantIvy · 17/07/2022 19:11

I love winter
Cosy
Snuggle
Blanket
Hot chocolate

😆

And worst of all: 'hoping for a white Christmas'.

ThisWasMeTooo · 09/08/2022 20:02

Any sentence with the word "baffled" in it.

Rosscameasdoody · 09/08/2022 21:42

Disabled people get far too much support - their extra expenses can’t be that much.

Howmanysleepsnow · 09/08/2022 21:59

No, I’ve said my piece so let that be the end of it.

HowzAboutIt · 11/08/2022 00:04

Any subject I want to talk about blah blah blah etc etc....

Discuss

SapphireSeptember · 11/08/2022 01:42

'Sex work is work! It's empowering too!'
😡

CherryBlossomAutumn · 11/08/2022 01:52

Vocal Adult autistics on social media have no clue what autism is like for most kids diagnosed early with autism. So don’t speak for them.

GerronBuzanDoThaWomwok · 11/08/2022 02:15

Prestigious orchestras or music programs for a gifted 14yr old violinist

GerronBuzanDoThaWomwok · 11/08/2022 02:17

Make him wear the hoody over the cashmere.

autienotnaughty · 11/08/2022 04:03

You should get a nanny
You should get a cleaner
My 1 yr old child spends 6 hours a day on devices
I hate sdc
I love my mil
In my day sen children were naughty children
All children are getting diagnosis these days

I'm getting rage reading some of these

autienotnaughty · 11/08/2022 04:05

I love Emma Watson she always looks so happy

MrsMcisaCt · 11/08/2022 08:22

Born ugly? Just make a bit more effort chick, put some make up on and stop wearing trackie bottoms..

Zone2NorthLondon · 14/08/2022 17:50

No point showering Buy a flannel, do a quick rub over at the sink. Arse.Fanny.Pits.Face.
Hang the damp flannel on the sink it’ll be fine for week or 3

Squiff70 · 14/08/2022 18:12

Zone2NorthLondon · 14/08/2022 17:50

No point showering Buy a flannel, do a quick rub over at the sink. Arse.Fanny.Pits.Face.
Hang the damp flannel on the sink it’ll be fine for week or 3

That didn't give me the rage BUT I did laugh far more than was appropriate.

Wouldloveanother · 14/08/2022 18:31

My son didn’t grow until he was 16 but is now a strapping 6 foot 21 year old