Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

[Jaggerdagger]

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

I prefer men's company to other women.

"It's 40°C because it's Summer. Climate change is a myth."

[at the checkout]
Sorry can you un-scan the Pampers - I can't afford them and these six bottles of wine.

My lawn is still beautifully lush and green after all this sunshine, as I water it for two hours in the evenings.

If you are a SAHP to school children you are just unemployed!

best thing about formula feeding is you can pap baby off to someone —anyone— else to feed so you don’t have a screaming baby hanging off your tit

But you have such a pretty face.

"I'm not racist but..."

‘Well done on getting a first - are you going to go on to do a masters?’

Yes, my DH does have a temper and on occasions has been violent towards me but looking back on it - I may have done something to provoke him.

😆

'I'm not benefit-bashing, but...'

Ahhhhh is your little one a whole month old now? Do you think you'll have a second?

Bring back Boris Johnson

Oh so you scraped a pass? Well done.

As it says in the Daily Mail......

Ravioli on toast, got to be cheap white bread with PROPER butter is food of the gods.

"Sorry, quote from the Daily Fail" (if you read it, just own it ffs)

My DH is a lovely bloke, but he does kick off/get drunk every night/ignore the kids/throw stuff - but the kids adore him and I love him

DH/DD/DS...anything with "D" tbh

Ddog, Dcat, Dhamster, Dgoldfish.

Make it stop!

i absolutely believe that Eddie Izzard is a girl.

There’s no need for that!!

Shits and gigs! shudder..

I want to move from Village-on-the-Wold to Scotland

I've never been before but recommend me somewhere

Ahhh you didn't add "am v v worried about the WiFi and electricity there, Scotland's on the grid isn't it?".... 😁

I leave my bra off in hot weather and l don’t care if my nipples show; we all have them.