Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

[Jaggerdagger]

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

This has feeling.

Is there a fanny flannel festering in close proximity to you @Zone2NorthLondon?

Why would anyone have the heating on overnight?🙃

I feel cold at night and don't believe all the posters who NEVER turn on their central heating and ALWAYS sleep with the windows wide open😅 all winter

My baby is on the 99th centile

Can't pay your energy costs? Just get a better job.

Rage: Activated 😡😡🤬😡

Never use a toilet brush....

Sorry for mentioning the C-word, but…

’Does this absolutely colossal pile of presents for my dc look enough?’

'When my children were 3 and 5 they were perfectly able to sit still through a four hour Swahili interpretative dance production of the Marriage of Figero without making a noise because I made the effort to teach them how to behave in public'

'The nights are drawing in now...'
'Looks like we've seen the last of summer...'

(I suffer from SAD and it legitimately depresses me when people start saying these things, as they will be in a week or two's time...)

My husband would NEVER cheat, he's my soulmate.

Nooooooooooooo

So sad about my baby going into Reception. What will I do without my little bestie to take out for babychino and biccies? I will be haunting the school gates well before home time!!!!!!!

A lodger in the spare room helps, too.

I genuinely never have my heating on at night.

But I don't have my windows wide open (ever, as I don't like flying things coming in) or indeed open at all in the winter. I sometimes open them to let a bit of air in but I don't have them open all day (or night).

Oh I didn't know this was a thing! A friend of mine posted exactly this (minus the haunting the school gates thing) on her Instagram

Re-train if necessary, then get aforementioned better paid job.

You've just lost The Game...

Take in ironing/get a job in a supermarket stacking shelves to make some quick money.

Watch this one .....

I'm not like other women, I get on so much better with men. Women always seem to be jealous of me, I've no idea why.

I own a bunch of holiday let’s in Cornwall that stand empty for half the year.

Hi hun, how are you babe? 🤮

Ah you're really bringing out the big guns now. 😂