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Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

875 replies

Jaggerdagger · 03/07/2022 20:10

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

OP posts:
LoveLarry · 07/07/2022 17:39

I don't have an accent

chouxpetitfilous · 07/07/2022 18:48

Grease 2 is better than Grease.

Imissmoominmama · 08/07/2022 11:37

MammaMia was utter shite.

Imissmoominmama · 08/07/2022 11:39

Cruises are bad for the environment, and the ships are ugly.

JLwac · 08/07/2022 13:55

Imissmoominmama · 08/07/2022 11:37

MammaMia was utter shite.

Yes!

Rosscameasdoody · 08/07/2022 19:48

Boris Johnson was the best PM we’ve ever had, way better than Churchill and I’ll be sad to see him go - in years to come his value will be better appreciated.

Rosscameasdoody · 08/07/2022 19:50

DoncasterHombre · 05/07/2022 10:35

"Please, women of Doncaster. I know I'm incredibly handsome, wealthy and have an enormous penis but I simply don't have the time to date each and every one of you"

waits for the riot to kick off

🙃

Will you marry me ?!!!

FelicityFlops · 08/07/2022 20:16

Maui...

DashOfMilkNoSugar · 08/07/2022 21:35

Schools should reward attendance (well @Jaggerdagger did ask for something that would make people rage)

maddiemookins16mum · 08/07/2022 21:41

People (well MN mainly), co-sleep as they cannot be arsed to get their wains into a proper sleep routine in their own beds/rooms.

JLwac · 08/07/2022 22:19

I was a sahm because I believe in putting my child first, especially above any desire of mine to have lots of money or a good career.

Wouldloveanother · 08/07/2022 22:20

My 48 month old baby

ApplesandBunions · 08/07/2022 22:22

maddiemookins16mum · 08/07/2022 21:41

People (well MN mainly), co-sleep as they cannot be arsed to get their wains into a proper sleep routine in their own beds/rooms.

That is entirely why we did it tbh.

JLwac · 09/07/2022 07:53

I'm a little bit autistic myself.

Guvner · 09/07/2022 07:55

I am a person with a uterus.

Navigatingnewwaters · 09/07/2022 07:55

You are a cis woman

Guvner · 09/07/2022 07:57

Trans women are women and, therefore, should be allowed to compete in women's competitive sports.

DoncasterHombre · 09/07/2022 12:23

Rosscameasdoody · 08/07/2022 19:50

Will you marry me ?!!!

No, sorry.

Me being single gives the women of Doncaster a sense of hope. I'm a very giving hombre and, whilst it's hard on me, it is a burden I must carry 😑

SkeletonFight · 09/07/2022 12:46

Dogs can't help barking and you just need to make friends with them 😂

feistyoneyouare · 09/07/2022 15:43

'It takes a village'
'Kids will be kids'

(usually said by the same type of parent!)

MrsMcisaCt · 09/07/2022 16:42

Boys will be boys.

follygirl · 09/07/2022 17:28

It is what it is

Zone2NorthLondon · 09/07/2022 18:31

LTB
Your house,your rules
Happy mummy, happy baby
This too, shall pass

SirChenjins · 09/07/2022 19:05

People from the UK are called English

RampantIvy · 09/07/2022 19:23

I earn a six figure sum and am skint.