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Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

875 replies

Jaggerdagger · 03/07/2022 20:10

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

OP posts:
AtomHeartMotherOfGod · 05/07/2022 20:24

Actually... I've thought of one of my own. I always want to take a putter to the head of any spectator shouting 'Get in the hole!!' at golf majors.

NewBrightonEel · 05/07/2022 20:56

"look on the t'internet"

Hia · 05/07/2022 21:42

Hitler was still religious.

BarneyW · 05/07/2022 21:43

I thought I'd reach out

Zone2NorthLondon · 05/07/2022 22:38

i really like Megan Markle. Simple as that.

JaneJeffer · 05/07/2022 23:08

It's Meghan not Megan Wink

Zone2NorthLondon · 05/07/2022 23:10

Piers is that you?
Megan and I We such good mates she lets anything go, megs, Megan,whatever

JaneJeffer · 05/07/2022 23:11

It's Meghan not Megan

Zone2NorthLondon · 05/07/2022 23:14

megan, a breath of fresh air into the stultifying putrid atmosphere that is the royal family

mortaggar · 06/07/2022 00:01

"Chester drawers need gone asap.."

RachelGreeneGreep · 06/07/2022 00:58

mortaggar · 06/07/2022 00:01

"Chester drawers need gone asap.."

You mean chester draws, don't you 😉

angielou791417 · 06/07/2022 07:01

Hubby
I'm one of those
Everyone can put some money away
",someone " when the persons there
Starting a sentence with " when i"
I say it how it is ( excuse to be rude)
Saying " I'm going shops" and missing out the " to the "

Shitscared123 · 06/07/2022 10:35

DoncasterHombre · 05/07/2022 10:35

"Please, women of Doncaster. I know I'm incredibly handsome, wealthy and have an enormous penis but I simply don't have the time to date each and every one of you"

waits for the riot to kick off

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God I love you @DoncasterHombre . I’ve caught your posts one various threads and you invariably make me smile. Are you single Grin

waheymouth · 06/07/2022 10:50

I agree, a million percent.

Blueberryella · 06/07/2022 11:21

How old do you think I am? Photo attached.

Oestrogelsmuggler · 06/07/2022 11:34

Botox fillers in your lips make you look like daffy duck.

salsmum · 06/07/2022 11:39

Moving forward... usually said when someone doesn't like your point of view.
Innit

salsmum · 06/07/2022 11:41

Single parents are XYZ

KnottyKnitting · 06/07/2022 12:04

I should of put there clothes in the chesterdraws.

DoncasterHombre · 06/07/2022 12:37

Shitscared123 · 06/07/2022 10:35

God I love you @DoncasterHombre . I’ve caught your posts one various threads and you invariably make me smile. Are you single Grin

I am @Shitscared123 but you'll have to get in line!

At this rate, your ETA (Estimated Time of Arousal) is sometime around October 2027 😅

Highover · 06/07/2022 19:50

I have a friend, let’s call her Janice……

Highover · 06/07/2022 19:51

DH has a hobby, think….

waheymouth · 07/07/2022 06:40

Highover · 06/07/2022 19:51

DH has a hobby, think….

AngryAngry

WeAreTheHeroes · 07/07/2022 07:28

I really like Boris, he's done so much for the country.

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Silkierabbit · 07/07/2022 11:01

Boris should stay, with Trump as his adviser, the dream team.