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Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

875 replies

Jaggerdagger · 03/07/2022 20:10

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

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Rosscameasdoody · 09/07/2022 19:24

DoncasterHombre · 09/07/2022 12:23

No, sorry.

Me being single gives the women of Doncaster a sense of hope. I'm a very giving hombre and, whilst it's hard on me, it is a burden I must carry 😑

I’m crushed !!

Rosscameasdoody · 09/07/2022 19:25

I think it’s entirely reasonable that Boris Johnson struggles to manage on a PM’s salary - he deserves so much more.

Wheretheskyisblue · 09/07/2022 19:32

There is bound to be another lockdown soon with this new variant.

Luxa · 09/07/2022 19:56

'For those of you that don't know me...'

'Anyone can afford private school. You just have to scrimp and save, only have 3 luxury holidays a year, and downsize to an 8 bedroom house.'

'And the winner is ...' then silence for 5 minutes before saying the name.

mumbol · 10/07/2022 16:37

In this heat

We prioritise travel/education.

Taytocrisps · 10/07/2022 16:40

FairyBatman · 03/07/2022 20:22

I put my loo brush in the dishwasher next to the cat food bowls, your welcome!

That’ll get most of Mumsnet frothing and end up in pendants corner in one fell stroke 😃

I see someone got there before me with the loo brush.

nopuppiesallowed · 10/07/2022 21:36

'There is a God-shaped vacuum in the heart of every person which cannot be filled by any created thing, but only by God the Creator, made known through Jesus Christ.' (Blaise Pascal)

SkeletonFight · 10/07/2022 21:40

I was so happy there was a trans woman in the toilet to give me a Tampax for sisterly support.

ChinnyTroubles · 11/07/2022 09:13

I'm a man and I work in IT. AMA

nopuppiesallowed · 11/07/2022 10:24

Of course I'm not on a diet. I'm just careful what I eat....

questionthyme · 11/07/2022 10:47

I couldn't possibly eat all that salad.

Squiff70 · 11/07/2022 12:59

Grandparents or parents who buy lots of gifts for their (grand)children before saying to the kids "you're so spoiled, just look at all these toys! There are lots of children who don't have any at all."

Don't do that.

MrsMcisaCt · 11/07/2022 16:51

In-laws are great, aren't they? Especially when they think they are experts in child development and constantly tell you how to do things.

Northernblueberry · 11/07/2022 18:26

We’re having picky bits for dinner.

LoveLarry · 12/07/2022 09:35

Discuss

and go

I'll wait

cicatrix1 · 12/07/2022 09:50

you've made your bed,now lie in it.

EcoEcoIA · 12/07/2022 12:24

Don't get a rescue dog from an animal shelter - they've obviously been rejected for a reason.

Having a child is the worst thing you can do to the environment.

Psychology is the new religion.

I don't see why I should waste my time explaining because you're hard of learning.

MrsMcisaCt · 12/07/2022 14:00

Becoming a landlord was the best thing I ever did.

Pinklimey · 12/07/2022 14:15

the government has again decided to reorganise grading so that even less people can understand it than now 😝

behonest1 · 12/07/2022 14:34

The new education minister doesn't believe that people can't afford to buy food, so is against schemes such as free school meals.

behonest1 · 12/07/2022 14:35

I love my second home in Cornwall, it's just a shame we only manage to go there for less than a month of the year.

IrisVersicolor · 12/07/2022 17:49

I bought 12 packets of fish for 90% off.

XenoBitch · 12/07/2022 23:50

I had Covid and it was mild.

MrsMcisaCt · 13/07/2022 07:03

Mumsnet is full of the sort of girls who used to bully you at school.

BeyondMyWits · 13/07/2022 08:28

Meh...

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