Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

[Jaggerdagger]

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

You are not aware of your privilege so we ( work) have arranged a course for you to make you aware of it.

Great idea for a thread, OP. I love it!😊

I’m really worried about my daughter being bullied because she’s exceptionally beautiful and incredibly intelligent, I try to hide it but it’s so difficult.

"Please, women of Doncaster. I know I'm incredibly handsome, wealthy and have an enormous penis but I simply don't have the time to date each and every one of you"

waits for the riot to kick off

🙃

come to are house.

my son was talking at 2 month's and walking by the time he was 4 month's old, obviously I potty trained him from birth. He's 5 now and he's studying for his A levels.

@Jaggerdagger Live laugh love got me chuckling 😂I’m guilty of having a rug with that slogan all over it! You’ll be pleased to know I no longer stand by it and chucked the rug too.

Date night selfie!!!!

Valentine’s is just a load of commercialised crap

Winter is brilliant - lots of hot choc and snuggles under cosy blankets!!!

Mum?

My child is in a selective school and they got all 9s in their gcse mocks in y7. I have no idea what this means and am confused. Is it good?

I formula fed my DC through choice because the possible benefits of breastfeeding, even taking the evidence at its highest, wouldn't outweigh the definite downsides.

Didn't want to read and run

Can't you retrain?

Can't you work 26 hours a day to increase your income?

Oh gawd, my partner and I have so much sex we scarcely manage to do our day jobs.

Many if not most recipients of 'thoughtful gifts' would've preferred cash.

What's so wrong about my 12 year old being given tablets to start the change from a boy to a woman?

A lot of jealousy on this thread.

Vamos Rafa!

I do not want an all inclusive holiday as I want to be able to leave my hotel.

Most of you who claim you wouldn't go on holiday if you tested positive for covid beforehand are full of shit.

That's nothing. MY son was at Harvard by the time he was 2!

Comments like this makes me wish mumsnet had reactions 😂
Howled at this one-we all know THAT parent

pfft...my DD was born reciting the complete works of Shakespear......in Latin.

Do you actually realise what effect your parenting has had on my life?
Usually comes from a 17 year old with 6 months psychology A level under their belt.

My children get an unbirthday present on their siblings birthdays.

This wins.