Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

[Jaggerdagger]

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

Actually taken from another MN thread on the baby names board:

"Our baby is ten days old and doesn't have a name yet. My husband wants to call her X but I really don't like that name and don't want it for my child. My husband has been calling her X just to piss me off."

The two most common responses:

"FFS just let him have his way and agree to call your daughter X. It clearly means a lot to him!"

Or

"OP just pick a name YOU like and go register the birth with your chosen name without your husband's knowledge or consent".

Sorry but WTF?

I got a cockapoo during lockdown

as dog wanders into my garden yet again

AHHHHHHHPUTITONAFUCKINGLEADHHHH

My dog just wants to say hi

I was bought up to believe...

I just went to the shop and brought a...

It's not rocket science

@BellaTheDarkOverlord by jove! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

@Misstes I have way too many of those people on my fb 🤦🏽‍♀️

"Deep down he really is a good man"

You mean deep deep down underneath the lying, controlling, cheating, abusive to your children layers?!

Shamazing!
Amazeballs!

"We are sorry that you feel...." and any other non apologies.

@Thefroglover

The second one is usually followed by

OMG OP...are you ok...what's up?

Reply: I'll PM you....

Legit had this on my fb recently..."thanks x, y and z (family members) for taking shifts looking after DS whilst I recover from my op!"

Closely followed by several unanswered replies of
"OMG hope you're ok and its nothing serious"

Don't put it on social media if you dont want people to know!!! Why the secrecy!!

We're going to keep Boris Johnson as PM, because out of the hundreds of other MPs who are paid loads of money to do their jobs, no one else could do it better.

If you're a SAHM you are basically unemployed.

Laurence Fox - what a guy. Sex on legs and speaks so much sense.

Definitely- followed by ‘and you must have known what you were letting yourself in for!’

Westrywife
Ffs ! 🤣

check your privilege

agree - fed up of "and just like that" now... please everyone stop!

Cheer up luv it might never happen

Haven't read this thread in full so wouldn't be surprised if this has already come up.

Similar to - we moved to the countryside right next to an old church and now we've made them stop bell ringing practise.

Going forward. (Seriously? I'm not going back 🤷‍♀️)
Holibobs
Chester draws 🤯
They're, their and there
Your, you're

If you have a disabled child that makes a lot of noise then buy a detached house in the country.

I can't drive,
I'm a full time Mum,
I stay at home and my husband works. It suits our family best.
I'm a SAHM with school age children.

I have a hot tub and I love it.