Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

[Jaggerdagger]

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

And just like that.. ‘ followed by photo of birthday child

”thanks (insert holiday destination) you’ve been amazing - we’ll be back’!

‘Nomnom’ next to name of restaurant/ photo of meal - what does it even mean??

There will be no coronation chicken.

The mumsnet chicken doesn’t feed 6 people for 4 days. You’re making that up to sound all thrifty

"check yourself into a hotel for the weekend and leave him to it with the kids"

With added bonus of, whilst in said hotel, either go to the spa, or, curl up with a good book and some posh chocs/lashings of hot chocolate

Fuck off

On rout 😤

'You need to raise your profile..'

'Happy birthday' if said to me- I HAAATE my birthday!

And just like that.. ‘ followed by photo of birthday child

Also "how can my baby be going to school already?" Maybe because they were born at least 4 years ago and that's when you start school?

Lean in

When mums post pictures of their kids in their teens and someone always says “So grown up”! When they’re of equal age to their own kids. Or “where did the time go?” Such clichés! Sort yourself out!

You should always put the jam on the scone before the clotted cream!

Or

You should always put the clotted cream on the scone before the jam!

birth givers (instead of women)

i identify as ........

i am pansexual

oh the rage tonight!

At this moment in time we need some blue sky thinking.

Me and DP have separate finances... we also think marriage is a waste of time and money

I had a sex dream about boris last night ( cleans brain with bleach at even the thought of the thought makes me ill) I really fancy him (urgh)

just use formula,you don’t need to knock you yourself out trying to bf. Plus If you formula feed means you can get some extra shut eye, someone else can bottle feed baby

Have you tried essential oils hun?

Aromatherapy should be nhs funded. Water, it has like a memory and is just as effective as POM

Don't LTB

What REALLY hurt and angered me the most (as someone with some chronic health problems) were these comments from an alternative medicine advocate on another internet forum:

'Supporting modern medicine is anti-human in that it doesn't acknowledge the body's ability to heal itself.'

'If you think well of yourself, eat the proper foods and have faith in your body's abilities you won't need the medical industry. If you choose to have medical issues that is how you'll spend your time and energy. It's your choice and you have reasons of your own for doing it this way.'

Well...it is what it is

Zeleven

This too shall pass

everythIng happens for a reason

and all other trite platitudes

Can't you just (insert REALLY obvious suggestion here)?

Jeez, why didn't I think of that? Oh, wait...

"I always put the milk in first when making a cup of tea".........

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