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Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

875 replies

Jaggerdagger · 03/07/2022 20:10

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

OP posts:
JanuaryBirthdays · 04/07/2022 07:53

LondonQueen · 04/07/2022 07:31

I drive a big diesel Range Rover, it has a 5.0 litre engine and does about 20mpg if I'm lucky. No I don't drive off road but I do live rurally.

Are you me?

mnnewbie111 · 04/07/2022 08:08

Is he always this (inset cunty word)?

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 04/07/2022 08:30

Nobody gives a shit about spelling and grammar anymore their just not important.

ChinnyTroubles · 04/07/2022 08:46

they're

nettie434 · 04/07/2022 08:49

I could of posted something on you're thread but I'm off to try out my new hot tub.

WomensLandArmy · 04/07/2022 09:19

Jaggerdagger · 03/07/2022 21:21

@WomensLandArmy

You'll love this:

Cheers for that, not.

andi62 · 04/07/2022 09:34

Basically.

What are you like?

We're all in the same boat.

Got a bit of a twinge?

Doing a spot of DIY?

Snowhite90 · 04/07/2022 09:55

'That advice is appalling'
Said by some know it all on MN

LINABE · 04/07/2022 10:31

Wanna

ddl1 · 04/07/2022 10:52

'Let's think outside the box'.

InLoveWithARockStar · 04/07/2022 10:58

If you’re not vegan, you can’t say you love animals.

lightand · 04/07/2022 10:59

I believe in God

ElevenOG · 04/07/2022 11:08

Your presence is all the presents that we need but if you want to chuck us cash for our honeymoon that would be great.

Shitscared123 · 04/07/2022 11:55

Dillidilly · 04/07/2022 07:44

In response to absolutely anything:
'Could you be peri?'

This made me laugh!

Minimalme · 04/07/2022 12:04

"Is this too big a compromise?"

[asked about a four bed detached house which only has two bathrooms or no boot room]

knackeredcat · 04/07/2022 12:20

We're having a picky tea 🤢

LoveLarry · 04/07/2022 13:01

Snowhite90 · 04/07/2022 09:55

'That advice is appalling'
Said by some know it all on MN

Or

"Ignore those posters who [insert the opposite of what I say cos they're all stupid and I am right]

Crocsandshocks · 04/07/2022 13:24

Your post is tone deaf.

JLwac · 04/07/2022 14:07

Have you considered that he may be on the spectrum?

JLwac · 04/07/2022 14:08

Why on earth did you have 4 children when you can't afford them?!

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 04/07/2022 15:09

Tax childless couples.

Shehasadiamondinthesky · 04/07/2022 15:18

knackeredcat · Today 12:20
We're having a picky tea 🤢

I'm going to have to report this thread - outrageous 😬

Mollyplop999 · 04/07/2022 15:39

Furbabies 🤢

DrSophia · 04/07/2022 16:34

I'd save my dogs and cats before my children if my house was on fire.

WeAreTheHeroes · 04/07/2022 16:37

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 04/07/2022 15:09

Tax childless couples.

You beat me to that one!

Hubs and I are thinking of getting a hot tub, a tiki bar and a sound system for the garden.

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