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Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

875 replies

Jaggerdagger · 03/07/2022 20:10

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

OP posts:
derxa · 04/07/2022 16:45

NellieJean · 04/07/2022 07:02

DD predicted four A stars, Oxford or Cambridge?

Charles will be the next King of England

JLwac · 04/07/2022 16:50

Well we're all a little bit autistic, aren't we?

Justrealised · 04/07/2022 17:02

Severe autism/ low functioning/ high functioning

Trans women are women

JLwac · 04/07/2022 17:04

I hope we ban all abortions in the UK 😀

Pinklimey · 04/07/2022 17:19

If you don't like your noisy neighbours in a back to back terrace, move to a detached house in the countryside!

Jott · 04/07/2022 17:28

WeAreTheHeroes · 04/07/2022 16:37

You beat me to that one!

Hubs and I are thinking of getting a hot tub, a tiki bar and a sound system for the garden.

You should plant some bamboo along the boundary-line of the garden to give it that true tiki look. Oooh, and wooden windchimes.

Blabla81 · 04/07/2022 17:30

Lovely day out with my little famalam.
Love you to the moon and back.
🤮

Blabla81 · 04/07/2022 17:33

Jaggerdagger · 03/07/2022 20:35

You just broke the Internet with one word.

Lush

takeitandleaveit · 04/07/2022 17:36

You sound like hard work.

MrsGusset · 04/07/2022 17:52

I'm planning a holiday in Dubai

I love destination weddings

CountryMouse22 · 04/07/2022 18:01

It is what it is.

Vivianebrookskoviak · 04/07/2022 18:09

"Everyone should/needs to do their bit!"
When said by someone either virtue signalling, coming from a place of privilege or if it's a celebrity whose said it...then both! 🙄

RampantIvy · 04/07/2022 18:12

This one is true. I read it on a Facebook group

"I'm worried that my son won't eat at university because he can't cook" when challenged she replied "because he's a boy"

Cringe

perfectstorm · 04/07/2022 18:21

"She's completely fine in school, though."

moochops · 04/07/2022 18:24

I'm not being funny but...

ExpatAl · 04/07/2022 18:26

’simples’

LegInLegOut · 04/07/2022 18:30

Boris Johnson is a brilliant prime minister.
I'm going on my holibobs with my little famalam.

Ok, that's two, but still.

TheRobotsAreComing · 04/07/2022 18:31

TheFoodtheFadandtheFugly · 03/07/2022 21:15

"Have you tried writing lists and using a diary?"

This

LovelyIssues · 04/07/2022 18:31

Your 6 year old isn't in the position to decide they're gay or want to change to the other sex.

NeedSomeHeadspace · 04/07/2022 18:37

I’m in my happy place. 🤮

Michellelovesizzy · 04/07/2022 18:40

spanktastic · 03/07/2022 20:18

I'm off on my holibobs

yea this really annoying…. Ur going on fuckin holiday just say that

MissConductUS · 04/07/2022 18:44

There are no waiting lists for medical procedures in the US.

Callipygion · 04/07/2022 18:47

PlanetNormal · 03/07/2022 21:10

As Prime Minister Boris Johnson has made a few mistakes, but he has got all the big decisions, from the Hard Brexit to covid lockdowns and supporting Ukraine right.

OK, this one worked on me! Fuming! 🤬😱😂

TimBoothseyes · 04/07/2022 18:48

Bacon smells and tastes disgusting.

Callipygion · 04/07/2022 18:48

Starting a reply with “Nope”