Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

[Jaggerdagger]

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

We're preggers

Toilet brushes are totally unnecessary

Gotta go, hubster needs his tea.

😳Too far @HRTQueen too far!! 😂

On Facebook selling pages…’Needs gone’ ,

Build a bridge and get over it

It's the exception that proves the rule.

“You know, you’d be really pretty if only you’d just smile.”
”It might never happen…”
”You know you want to.”

There clothes are over their, wear we’re they gonna where them?

This thread is discusting!

Jacob Rees Mogg is so sexy!

I just threw up in my mouth!

i’m having my puppies tail docked tomorrow they look so much better dontcha think!

Hallowe'en, Santa Claus and proms are American abominations.

And....

It's Haitch.

I like Amber Heard and think Johnny Depp is a manipulative, abusive, controlling man.

DD predicted four A stars, Oxford or Cambridge?

It's hot outside, so shall we just get some picky bits for lunch?

"I can't stand this heat" - when is is cold and wet outside where I live.

I let my dogs bark, even in the garden at 6am on Sunday morning.

Why are you posting on here? How are we supposed to know...

... having previously attended the School of Hard Knocks.

When going through a rough time: don’t forget, you are beautiful inside and out.

Empty words that do fuck all to help me.

Can I add:

Simples

To cut a long story short.....

I didn't vote for Brexit... I didn't bother to vote. Now complaining that they can only stay in Spain for 90 days have to return to the UK for 90 days before going back Benidorm in Spane again on the plane.

I'm not racist but

I'm not being funny but

I don't mean to sound mean but

No disrespect but

I drive a big diesel Range Rover, it has a 5.0 litre engine and does about 20mpg if I'm lucky. No I don't drive off road but I do live rurally.

In response to absolutely anything:
'Could you be peri?'