Post one sentence that will give someone else out there the rage...

[Jaggerdagger]

"Just getting my chocolate out of the fridge; the place it should always be kept..."

I flush tampons and don't care.

The adverts on here really speed the site up.

I think you mean discus

Move more, eat less. Also gives me the rage.

Completely agree. Time to get into fight mode.

Similar to 'no, offence but' and 'I'm not being funny but' both of which give me the rage, but I do catch myself saying these things occasionally.

Ahh I've found a friend on MN 😂Add to that... "I was in a que at the supermarket checkout and who should I see standing behind me...?".

I'd guess Manuel!

You need to read Welcome to Holland

I've just moved into my new forever home and I don't like the 500 year old tree in my neighbour's garden. How do I make them cut it down?

My DC were mature, sensible fully functional adults as soon as they turned 18, and needed no more emotional support or input from me.

My name is Penguin and I use the following pronouns:

all/another/any/anybody/anyone/anything/both/each/each other/either/enough/everybody/everyone/everything/few/he/her/hers/herself/him/himself/his/it/itsitself/many/me/mine/most/my/myself/naught/neither/no one/nobody/none/nothing/one/one another/other/our/oursourself/ourselves/several/she/some/somebody/someone/something/somewhat/such/suchlike/that/thee/their/theirs/theirself/theirselves/them/themself/themselves/there/these/they/this/those/us/we/what/whatever/whatnot/whatsoever/whence/where/where/by/where/from/wherein/whereof/wheresoever/whereto/whereunto/wherever/wherewith/wherewithal/whether/which/whichever/whichsoever/howsoever/whom/whomever/whomsoever/whose/whosesoever/whosoever/you/your/yours/yourself/yourselves

It's true. I'm a writer and probably use all of these pronouns every day 😊

Does this blue line mean I'm pregnant?

Oh you decide, we're only here to see you

^^

TWO weeks of my parents bring unable to make a decision on ANYTHING. It includes pretty much everything - activities, food, etc

Kids shouldn't have to do sports day or other school "enrichment" activities if they don't want to.

My dog is really friendly and he's so well behaved he doesn't need a lead when out in public spaces.

You do you.

🤮

"Cheers Tim, cheers Simon!"

My bad

@Jott Snorting with laughter!!!

Hun, Honey, darling, babe

When you what you buy something on a selling page or Etsy!

Drives me INSANE

You do you, babe

It's tricky, perhaps your husband could explain it.

Hello, my name is Boris Johnson.

....another lockdown is imminent.

There's a knock at the door so I answer.

"Is the man of the house in?".