What was the last thing you said?

[Charlavail]

"All the police? No police left?"

I made dinner and pudding, you make the tea.

Good night God bless, love you

"come on old man....wee wees" (to my old dog)

Mad eyed moody...Google it

"Bye"

At end of phone call to DBro

This time next week we'll be on the ship

”I have just sat down!” to the dog at 9.45pm. He seems to think me sitting on the sofa is his cue to ask to go out. I had been going in and out of the kitchen (where the back door is) sorting out washing, etc for ages before that.

"Yes, Sixtus."

Don't spill it

Pull the door to! The bats!!!!

(There's always bats swooshing around our balcony at dusk)

Wee wee time…to the doggie!

I'm not keeping it in the kitchen. You do it.

Night, night baby, see you in the morning

I'll be up once I've finished my beer

Story.

"Oooo I like that one" - watching Sewing Bee on Iplayer

Ok you can go out but no barking!

What the fuck is wrong with people?

^ as in I said "story" as an instruction to DH. I didn't tell a story....

I cried like a dog to try and get my dog to cuddle me. It’s narcissistic behaviour, I know.

Night night sleep well. Super proud of you, you’ll smash it tomorrow.

Im going to pee myself!
move!

to dp who was stood in the doorway-ive had 6 kids and my bladder can be unpredictable at the best of times
i made it though-just

“Can’t get your cock out but your ankles wouldn’t be sweaty” 😂

"Night night beautiful girl" when I put DD to bed 🥰

Good night God bless Love you