What was the last thing you said?

[Charlavail]

"All the police? No police left?"

"I'm going to bed with Stalin's biography, don't be ages"

"Why are toddlers so loving and cute one minute then batshit crazy and hard work the next?".

'Where are you going?'

Night night pup, love you, see you in the morning (to my dog as i tucked him in to his bed)

But I really enjoyed that

Discussing the merits of films without much dialogue with ds16 (Revenant, which he's watching) - hard work; Dunkirk - I enjoyed)

Your baby brother is snoring!

Why is he allowed to do messy colouring in and I'm not?
-to my toddler about Blippi

Hello baby, are you OK - to the cat because he's really late for his dinner.

You always con me into giving you more hay!

Normal Voice "ok"
Sotto Voce "wanker"

Are you serious? ffs. (Dh took my well earned beer out of my hand and took a swig. The fucking liberty!)

To be in a place you recognise but don't belong to.

‘Fucking NAME, singular, not NAMES aaaggghhhhh’

Noswaith dda, hwyl!

I ate the rest of the peas..

That’s a come on if I ever heard one.

DDog will you bloody settle down!

You are the neediest little gimp.

(to the dog as he snuggled up to my face)

Yes definitely 🤣 was ‘I thought you were working’ but then DP asked me something just before I started typing 😂

Bye

The toilets need plunging again (I'm at work)

"Night" to DD. I'm in bed reading, she just came up to go to bed.

"I thought you just missed me" to DP when he came back down 0.5 seconds after going up to bed. Nah, forgot his charger. Dickhead. Did get a kiss though 😆.

I said "stupid cunt" thinking about someone who annoys me. I live on my own so it's ok

“I’m not that stinky”