What was the last thing you said?

[Charlavail]

"All the police? No police left?"

Yes of course, I'll add it to the shopping now.

Whahahahhahaha me and my daughter do this to get our dog to come in from the garden lol 😂

Sorry Helga not under the covers tonight.

The pants, the yellow pants ...thanks

Bloody awful, isn't it

Really twee but "you'll get through this, I love you" to my 18 yo dd2. She's a beauty therapy student and had a great weekend job in a spa and it's just gone bust, and she was about to go full time for the summer. Very discouraged tonight, but she's good, she'll get something else!

Night night Bab, don't stay up too late, you've school tomorrow.

Night night gigantosaurus, sleep well and don't bash the other dinos....to dc cuddly toys as I have to kiss them all goodnight

If you're getting me Thor for Christmas can I have the rock boy one if you get a choice. Obviously if you only have Armour Thor that's fine, clothing is removable.
(to my husband 😂😂)

"Or just put another one on"

Love you boy.

I can’t stop farting 🤣

No its too late for another cup
(to dh - I am not a tea addict I am not a tea addict)

Lay down then

“Oh you absolutely dickhead, I actually wanted that”
My m cheese and crackers and ham in the bath (don’t judge) were ruined when the cat stole the ham. Not even like usual where I turn a blind eye to him pinching leftovers, but daylight robbery!

IN OR OUT (capitals to denote cross voice)

"And now I need a wee" (just as I was comfy in bed)

Stop flaming my snoring will you
Followed by a kick

Not sure why you got a my there!

Don’t follow me Alfie (to my cat who’s hoping to sneak into the bedroom when I go up to bed)

Ffs!! Stop snoring or I’ll hold your pillow on your face!!

I love you. To my husband as he was falling asleep after a stressful work day.

"I'll put your bed back to normal tomorrow"

To my 16yo dachshund, clambering into his bed which I'd extended so he could stretch right out while wearing a 'cone of shame' after an op on his foot. It's healed up nicely in under a week and he's not licking it so he's happily coneless and able to curl up as usual.

Are all the chickens in bed?

I’ll be up soonish.