What was the last thing you said?

[Charlavail]

"All the police? No police left?"

"Apologies, it's been a shit show. There's literally no one left in the city."

Backshift at work was eventful, nightshift were taking over and all the resources were busy. I was very glad to walk out the door.

“Come on, poppet, bed time” - to the cat who was snuggled in with DP in our bed, but needed moved to her own bed in the kitchen. (Otherwise she is a nightmare at about 5am hoping for breakfast.)

He's pood, can you change his nappy

"Turn your light off now. You've got an exam in the morning ".

No, fat pig boy, go to sleep.

I love you mum. 🌹

You make the tea & I'll start testing the biscuits (I'm on nights)

"Oh for fucks sake"

Had just got comfy in bed when dd starting calling me over the baby monitor 😂

I'll be up in a minute

My nose is so dribbly.

Babies and toddlers are great at waking up just as you're going to sleep. Even better, two minutes after you've fallen asleep.

In cases like this, "oh, for fuck's sake" is the only suitable response (and likely has been globally since the dawn of time).

Shift over, you fat haddock.

To my dog not my husband 😅

Is it even a party if Onize’s not there?

Cat hair

Go. To. Sleep!

‘And why is it no surprise that he’s wet when you’ve not pulled the bloody frilly bits on the nappy out - again’ Said to DH at 2am when having to change DT2’s pyjamas and vest because his (not very wet) nappy had leaked and his clothes were wet. Never normally need to change nappies at night unless DH has got them ready for bed!!

Laters!

I love you.

I woke up early and needed my painkillers. My OH woke up too, so we had a coffee in bed. She's now fast asleep again. Was the last thing I said to her as she snuggled down.

Who put that one in?

Yes, seagulls probably do like flapjack- to DD3 just now

Stop banging on the door, you’re making an awful lot of noise

"Good morning baby" to my cat😺