Coolest surnames you've ever heard?

[H3lpmeplz]

The title says it all.

I have known both a Mycock and a Trebilcock

Bowie, I so wanted him to be related to the wonderful Mr Jones.

A GP called Dr Pawley.

@Westfacing

Teachers called

Miss Frisbee
Miss Totty

We had Miss Frisbee! Maths by any chance?

I love a bit of nominative determinism.

I worked in the library when I was a student, putting books back on shelves. My boss, the head librarian, was called Juliet Shakespeare

Floate

and

Goodenough

Dude

Broomhead

The best name I've ever come across is Starflinger

Treblecock (she changed her surname in later life)
Windust
Hazard

@Wrinklepicker

We had Miss Frisbee! Maths by any chance?

In 1985 she was DS2s teacher - he was 4! Not sure if she was a maths teacher

Cosmo, Viva and Indie

Sorry thought we were doing first names

My teacher at primary school was called Mrs Heather Feather

A very skilled hand surgeon with the last name Gropper.

I once taught a child with the last name De’ath, which isn’t so unusual but their best friend had the surname L’Strange.
They sound like a pair of detectives.

Love these

My headteacher was Mr Penny and my Modern Studies teacher was Mr Halfpenny!

Love Pendragon, Plantagenet and Deverell.

@emmaw1405

Truelove Kitkat Tiffinwallah Shirtwallah Meow Hell Salami Bolognaise Porn Heap-of-Birds

No. These can’t be real.

I hated my surname, it was long and always spelled wrong. That coupled with living in a village with a really long name just got on my nerves. (Pre internet when you would be having to spell things out over the phone.)
So I decided that I would only go out with boys who had names of 5 letters or less. Failed with my first boyfriend who was Greek but stuck to it after that and now have a 5 letter name.

@Imissmoominmama

Plantagenet.

If I were ever to change my surname this would be my top choice,

Purple

Crapper.

Not cool but funny 😂💩

My great grandmother’s surname was Hollywood

Seaborn, like Ed Sheeran's wife. Also Mace.

@RobertSmithsLipstick

A teacher called Miss Crump.

My English teacher was called Miss Crump!!

Ex DP worked with a Regula Fuchs. She got very chippy when people found her name amusing.