Coolest surnames you've ever heard?

[H3lpmeplz]

The title says it all.

I have been watching Uncle Roger (hilarious cooking YouTube channel) and his real name is Nigel Ng.

Lamborghini

Sweetlove. I work with a Mrs. Jellie.
I always wanted to be called Hanrahan or Holihan like Hot Lips.

I work with a Truelove

MacSporran.

I used to know a police officer called Mr Tickle. We called him ‘the long arm of the law’

@RobertSmithsLipstick

A teacher called Miss Crump.

My old science teacher was Clifford Crump 😁 We also had a Horace Prickett, the poor sod!

Moonlight
Wondergem

I have known a couple of people called Pratt. That is not a cool name.

My granddaughter’s reception year teacher is Miss Rainbow.

Bee! I love that last name.

Devine is an Irish name, not uncommon
So is Looney, that's a good one

Wouldn't mind being Mrs Pratt if my dh was Chris tbh...

Crapper

And she was a primary school teacher

I used to live in a village with a bakers called Glasscocks.

I knew a Dr Barnado, and a nurse on the ward was Nightingale

I went to school with an Orange and a Lemon.

I once had a call with a Death-Lever.

Funkhauser

Goodenough
Honeyball
Any of the fancy Italian surnames found in central Scotland.
Love is the best surname, especially for a doctor.

Forgot to mention an airline pilot I once knew of but never met - Captain Fear!

Snowball. Actually fairly common.

Winter, cool in both ways.

Ramsbottom, best be cool to pull it off without lots of cokes.

Cakebread

Always makes me smile as they’re my two favourite foods!

Allflat as in “there are no hills”

I also knew a Makepeace at work