Who do you hate yourself for fancying?

[Afonavon]

I am listening to the various covers of Time after Time (after watching hearing it on an advert), and found a Ronan Keating version.

I remember being so disappointed in him having an affair with a backing dancer back in the day, and though so much less of him because of it.

Listening to his version of Time after Time just fluttered something in my stomach awakening an old crush I had in my teenage years. He was beautiful and I loved his voice (but he did a fucking selfish thing which pissed me off massively at the time).

Eminem :(

Paul Hollywood

Puss from Shrek

and

The Mandalorian

Philip Mould
Gyles Brandreth

Simon Cowell

@Totallydefeated

George Osborne. I tried to resist, as he disgusts me in many ways, but my mind was having none of it. One sex dream later and I was lost. He’s an utter tosser, but he just gives off a vibe of being pure filth in bed.

What is wrong with me?

Yes! Also, and in the same vein, George W.Bush. He's probably a bit too godly for me in real life, but I like that clean cut, sneery look.

@afaloren

Eminem :(

Eminem is my all time number one crush there is nothing embarrassing about him!! I've had a rude dream about James cordon years ago and saw him in a new light afterwards

The fox from the animated Robin Hood.

What's wrong with fancying Fassbender?! Is there something I don't know?

Domestic violence allegations!

I didn’t know that about Fassbender!

Whoever mentioned Conor McGregor should definitely be ashamed. Horrible person.

And there is no shame in fancying Noel Gallagher! He is fit as anything these days, and so funny.

Young Ian Brown was so beautiful. As was Tim Burgess from the Charlatans but now looks like a 1980s kids tv presenter.

Our builder. Who's not the nicest of people as it turns out and also KNOWS he's really hot. Damn it!

@Lanaa

The fox from the animated Robin Hood.

Konstantin in Killing Eve.30 years too old for me but hey ho.

Naga Munchetty. I've never fancied a woman before.

Oh god, to my shame Mel Gibson a little bit. He's foul, but handsome Lethal Weapon Mel Gibson was responsible for my sexual awakening.

Also Rishi Sunak.

I have a massive crush on Stephen Mangan too but I'm not sure that's shameful...

Oh, and Nicholas Lyndhurst as Rodney Trotter.

@Beesneeze82

Aitch. I'm a 39 year old mother of two but for some reason the accent and his rapping style does it for me.

Not sure why but it made Me lol

Liam Gallagher but I've always fancied him.

@PearlSlaghoople

I will fight you in the car park for the right to be first in the queue with John Bishop… it’s the hair, I think… Also Micky Flanagan - but that’s waning a bit now as DP is from same area of London and talks just like MF.

Jack Grealish - only the once, just to see what he’d be like… (filth🤞)
The late legend that was Rick Parfitt - he was beautiful in his younger years - and some of his sweat dripped on me during a Status Quo concert..😛

I must have a hair fetish…🤔

See you in the carpark in 10 mins pearl 😂 are we bringing weaponry?

Funny you should say that about Mickey Flanagan I hate his accent but he makes me a bit flushed too, it's the hair and the wit! As does Jonathan Ross to my continual embarrassment. My fiancé has nice flowy brown hair, a regional accent (north) and is very very funny. Defo got a type!

Brian Cox (the actor).

Rick Mayal ( especially in bottom!).
Jeremy Corbyn

Rhod Gilbert and Machine Gun Kelly. Could not get two more polar opposite men but both seem to do it for me for some reason

Another one for Dominic Raab. It started when he used to do the daily updates and ask the journos 'was that alright?' after he answered their questions.

Twat (both him and me)

Also, on an equally baffling but less loathsome note- that new Chaser, Darragh

Yes Dominic Raab is a looker. I don't hate myself for that though.