Who do you hate yourself for fancying?

[Afonavon]

I am listening to the various covers of Time after Time (after watching hearing it on an advert), and found a Ronan Keating version.

I remember being so disappointed in him having an affair with a backing dancer back in the day, and though so much less of him because of it.

Listening to his version of Time after Time just fluttered something in my stomach awakening an old crush I had in my teenage years. He was beautiful and I loved his voice (but he did a fucking selfish thing which pissed me off massively at the time).

Back in the day I had a crush on Richard Fairbrass from Right Said Fred.

Tony Blair

Paul McCartney. I feel like such a twit getting breathless at old footage of him but the worst of it is I still would.

@YouJustFoldItIn

Emmanuel Macron. The man is an arse. But he's hot.

Ah shit, I've never fancied Macron, but I just read that and pictured him and started thinking 'yeah, he's an arse. But he's hot', while getting hot under the collar.

Sigh.

Paul Hollywood, it's the accent

Max Bloody Branning

Pat Tate

@Totallydefeated

George Osborne. I tried to resist, as he disgusts me in many ways, but my mind was having none of it. One sex dream later and I was lost. He’s an utter tosser, but he just gives off a vibe of being pure filth in bed.

What is wrong with me?

For a second there I confused him with George Galloway. Visions of cat re-enactments started to seep in before it dawned. Almost elated for you now I realise who George Osborne is.

I need to go to bed.

Greg Davies and Bob Mortimer

Yep, Rishi Sunak here too

Michael Portillo.
Oh the shame

Aramis from Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds.

Enoch Powell.

@DialSquare
Aramis from Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds.

Michael Kitchen, it's his voice. Sigh.

Also, bizarrely, Jeremy Clarkson

And the Italian bloke, Giuseppe, from The Great British Bake off

Don Draper.

Raab is exactly the sort of tosser I'd have fancied in my 20s. I think I've escaped now, though.

Can't imagine Will Self being any good in bed. He is a tosser by all accounts.

[quote Capferret]@DialSquare
Aramis from Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds.

Michael Kitchen, it's his voice. Sigh.[/quote]
Ahh that might explain it!

He was just so handsome and distinguished!

ButYouGottaHaveASkillJeff Tue 16-Nov-21 22:16:06
Totallydefeated
George Osborne. I tried to resist, as he disgusts me in many ways, but my mind was having none of it. One sex dream later and I was lost. He’s an utter tosser, but he just gives off a vibe of being pure filth in bed.

What is wrong with me?

For a second there I confused him with George Galloway. Visions of cat re-enactments started to seep in before it dawned. Almost elated for you now I realise who George Osborne is.

I need to go to bed.

Galloway!!

I'm feeling a bit better now about having the hots for Osborne - almost elated, too, in fact!

There's a bit of a list...

Ray Winstone
Michael Ball
Ed Balls
Philip Glenister

@girljulian

Paul McCartney. I feel like such a twit getting breathless at old footage of him but the worst of it is I still would.

Old footage of George Harrison does things to me vaginally.

Russell Brand

Was it maybe a bit of Stockholm syndrome type of thing? You thought ‘maybe if I make him like me he’ll let us out go to spoons again

Definitely. There was a press conference when he wasn’t quite so inept and appeared vaguely sincere. There was a whole thread about him on here. Obviously a short lived crush.

@Iamanicepersonreally

And the Italian bloke, Giuseppe, from The Great British Bake off

I hear you

Paul Hollywood. Cringe.