Who do you hate yourself for fancying?

[Afonavon]

I am listening to the various covers of Time after Time (after watching hearing it on an advert), and found a Ronan Keating version.

I remember being so disappointed in him having an affair with a backing dancer back in the day, and though so much less of him because of it.

Listening to his version of Time after Time just fluttered something in my stomach awakening an old crush I had in my teenage years. He was beautiful and I loved his voice (but he did a fucking selfish thing which pissed me off massively at the time).

Bill Bailey. Pretty sure I win.

@Notashandyta

Blippi screamsandruns

I had a Blippi thing! Made watching it all day everyday more bearable tbh. His shirt and trousers are always nice and tight.

Got to be Phil Spencer

I saw photos on Twitter yesterday of Mel Gibson and I'm sad to say I still would.

Loads of people fancy Greg Davies, it's nothing to be ashamed of! I have a theory. He's a big tall guy. It makes sense that he would be 'proportionate'.

@AleynEivlys

Bill Bailey. Pretty sure I win.

Bill seems absolutely lovely though, even my teenage dds think he is the sort of man to marry.

Michael Fassbender.

@Brian9600

Dominic Raab

Same here. I had a sex dream involving him wearing a gimp mask. My brain needed bleaching after it...

Young Ian Brown. Became known for looking like a monkey and now resembles my nan but if you Google young Ian Brown...

@bookworm14

Michael Fassbender.

What's wrong with fancying Fassbender?! Is there something I don't know?

Sean bean, that Sheffield accent gives me tingles. I still would though

Jeremy Hunt’s voice does something to me

@Dolan

I read your “Phil Spencer” as “Phil Spector” and did a 😱 face….😄

Absolutely nothing wrong with Fassbender. Sunak, Hancock and bloody Raab though... Jesus.

I crush over Russel Brand, Noel Fielding and Rob Beckett!

Bill Bailey is not a weird crush - he's so warm and witty!

I had a very sad crush on the Red Wiggle back in the day, but grew out of it - I thought he'd be a bit contolling and moved my affections onto Captain Feathersword, the bad boy crony of the Wiggles. Saw them in concert twice, for my daughter of course.

I agree with quite a few on here 😳 particularly the dogtanian one (my sister will be relieved as we thought we were the only ones). But, I confess to you all this - Detective Columbo an extraordinarily intelligent man who always catches the guilty ones, to the untrained eye he’s bumbling and out of his depth but he has a sixth sense coupled with a scientific mind......... oh lord help me!

David Jason. It makes me feel so OLLLLLLLDDDDD.

Lawrence Fox - and I love his personality.

Oh gods, Gene Wilder. Can't explain that one…
I hasten to add, I’ve got a lot of more conventional crushes.

Dogtanian and COLUMBO??!

Time to change your username me thinks

Paul Merton and Craig Charles (in Red Dwarf) eek !

@AleynEivlys

Bill Bailey. Pretty sure I win.

Since when though? Since recently or since he first appeared on the scene?

He comes across as very kind, genuinely funny, and a caring personality. Add to that being musical and I can't see anything wrong in your choice.

Damien Hurley.... but he's gorgeous

As much as I loathe the tory’s they have some attractive bellends in the cabinet.

Rushi sunak but he is tiny.
And I also suffered from Hancock Stockholm syndrome.
Did have a sex dream involving Dominic Rabb.

Just to clarify, Dogtanian did nothing for me. Aramis on the other hand......