Terrible Christmas present ideas.

[samidolls]

Every year my cousin and I try to buy each other the worst Christmas presents we can think of. It all started about 15 years ago with a calendar - her majesty's prisons of Great Britain.

Since then there have been many others:
Nicholas cage cushion
Pat butcher wall clock
A vomit scented candle
A giant wearable pugs head
A membership to a dogging club (fake!) to welcome his new wife to the family
Reindeer threesome hat
Eagle/wolf underwear
Etc

Anyway I need inspiration this year! We all have kids now so I'm trying to stay on the clean side of things, but anything weird or wonderful you could recommend?!

@Tittyfilarious81

Cliff Richard calender

Daniel O’Donnell calendar (or other mercy)

@Lynne1Cat

My )late) MIL once bought me a candle snuffer.........

I love my candle snuffer!

Stops the sooty smoke from the wick, or wax flying everywhere when you blow it out. (Kids! Teens!)

Merch obv

The Polo puzzle is ace!

Beer belly bum bag

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

Brussels sprouts ketchup

sounds revolting

Where is this from please. This is a must for DH!

DIY vajazzle kit

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

Nein

This may be too awful a gift, but on the same lines as the Gwyneth candle - Jeremy Clarkson does a candle, - "This smells like my bollocks"

Vladimir Putin riding on a bear action figure.

I just saw these on a cat meme site this morning:

@GoodGrief100

Or just a cheesy picture of you in a 'BFF' kids photo frame...

I like this idea a lot. You could all wear denim with with tee shirts. No shoes during casually on the floor. Man, I might do this!!!