Terrible Christmas present ideas.

[samidolls]

Every year my cousin and I try to buy each other the worst Christmas presents we can think of. It all started about 15 years ago with a calendar - her majesty's prisons of Great Britain.

Since then there have been many others:
Nicholas cage cushion
Pat butcher wall clock
A vomit scented candle
A giant wearable pugs head
A membership to a dogging club (fake!) to welcome his new wife to the family
Reindeer threesome hat
Eagle/wolf underwear
Etc

Anyway I need inspiration this year! We all have kids now so I'm trying to stay on the clean side of things, but anything weird or wonderful you could recommend?!

Fur trimmed rubber gloves..
Canny good actually!!

Inspired by a currently running thread

We’ve just ordered our friend an Hawaiian shirt with his picture on 😁

a years' subscription of "Emu Today" magazine

My SIL once gave me a wrapped up pocket packet of kleenex -amongst other small items she had probably sourced from the bottom of her handbag/kitchen drawer -- how about going one better and wrapping a bog roll?

Trump toilet brush
Join the crap you find in charity shops fb group for more inspiration!

A MAGA cap? Some festive bleach?

swimming trunks with his own face on

www.supersocks.co.uk/products/face-swimming-trunks?pr_prod_strat=copurchase&pr_rec_pid=3934537711718&pr_ref_pid=3934535352422&pr_seq=uniform

You can wrap up a loo roll and put on it "in case you have crap christmas"
Its on pinterest

Merry Christmas

These are something I have a fascination with

thecaravangallery.squarespace.com/postcards-general
You might get lucky with the regional selection too.

@wtfisthatspiderdoing

One of those horrendous fleece jackets that have a picture of a wolf and forest scene on.. usually found on markets to be bought

YES! My friend and i have a fleece wolf spotting club going on,😂🤣😂

old, stuck together hard candy cover in pocket lint and animal fur

Socks with pictures of you on them!

@wtfisthatspiderdoing

One of those horrendous fleece jackets that have a picture of a wolf and forest scene on.. usually found on markets to be bought

You stole my answer!

I was given a glass eye as a birthday present. I don’t need a glass eye.

I wouldn’t say it’s the worst present I’ve ever received, but it was certainly the most unexpected.

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

a years' subscription of "Emu Today" magazine

Brilliant! 🤣

Oh yeah I love the idea @ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba suggested. The personalised name mug. But it could also be any really naff mug or ornament from a charity shop. A tacky souvenir from a holiday you haven't been on, a commemorative teapot from a royal wedding, etc. It's also more eco friendly to get your gag gifts from a charity shop like this too

Pretty much anything off Facebook marketplace should do. A beautiful glittered wine glass that you can neither drink from nor wash with a small glittered bottle of blossom hill rose maybe. Should only set you back about 30 quid or so.

@Tittyfilarious81

Cliff Richard calender

Beat me to it! I give one to my friend every year, they never disappoint!

@Snowisfallinghere

mugs with "World's greatest grandma" or "Best Dad" would also be good if the recipient isn't those things.

a life size cut out of Lauren Goodger www.amazon.co.uk/Lauren-Goodger-Life-Size-Cutout/dp/B01M22GILS/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?dchild=1&crid=2WM7DF80DSXUF&keywords=lauren%2Bgoodger&sprefix=lauren%2Bgoo%2Caps%2C148&th=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzRjBHMlROSDVXM1NXJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNDc2Njk4MTVDVjZZN09UOUdBRiZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwODE4MDQ2WFRJTEpSQzlaUFc0JndpZGdldE5hbWU9c3BfYXRmJmFjdGlvbj1jbGlja1JlZGlyZWN0JmRvTm90TG9nQ2xpY2s9dHJ1ZQ&tag=mumsnetforu03-21&qid=1635519274&sr=8-2-spons
Hurry!!! Only 15 left!

I love the dashboard Jesus

Some of the ones I've had:

Readers Digest DIY Manual
Sprout flavoured chocolate (twice)
Mad Penguin lady mug (liked that one)
Plastic glass 'jewels'