You know you're a mum when...

[popcornfrenzy]

A bit light hearted - I've just opened the washing machine to find a lego man staring at me...no idea which kids pocket it came from

@JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff - yes the toothpaste! How does it get everywhere?!?

@furbabymama87 stage fright goes away pretty fast doesn’t it!

Mummy talks about herself in third person Ahem. You talk about yourself in third person too much.

You make "oop" noises if someone trips over - this is never received well if it's an adult 🙈

You learn that you can take both paracetamol and ibuprofen if needed.
You find out about diseases you never even realised children could get eg hand foot and mouth.