Things that always disappoint

[RosieLemonade]

For me it's baths. Never quite the experience I crave.

Expensive Hotel rooms and their crap showers/ uncomfortable beds.

crumpets, even with real butter. Love the thought of them, but when I've eaten half of one it's all a bit, well, meh.

Everything I’ve come here to say, has been said.

Fish and chips is so good in theory tho...

Nandos.

The lottery.

Many of tbe above, but if I could spend Christmas alone with a packet of pringles and a decent box set, I'd be happy as a clam. I don't bother at all with NYE.

Can I add:

Travelling. I like being there, just not the getting there
Christmas pudding
Clothes shopping. I can't find the thing I want!
Brighton Pier
Dominic Raab (topical)
Later seasons of The Simpsons

@TSSDNCOP
Thanks for that idea, I’ll certainly try it!

@wizzywig

My husband

Afternoon tea.

Pizza.

I've really tried to like it. All sorts of it. But no.

Theatre also for me. As PP said, have tried many different kinds but always bored and would rather be watching a film (or dance of some kind).
Also Chinese takeaways.
Have given on both of the above now.
I also always find that a recipe that was really great first time you tried it is a bit disappointing second time round.
Oh and also my own baking..of any sort (cake, muffins whatever). A load of faff and washing up for a not great result. I prefer eating the cake mixture (maybe that's the problem!)

People

@wizzywig

My husband

This.

Starting a diet. I always imagine I’ll feel energised and bouncing with vitality eating all those vegetables but I end up feeling lethargic and angry.

Wagamama's. I like the concept, I like the food, staff always pleasant etc. But I always have food envy - whatever someone else has ordered, that's what I should have had. And I always leave feeling a bit pissed off that I didn't order something different/better.

I'm aware this post really should be used in an official dictionary to describe First World problems.

KFC
Risotto
Herbal/fruit tea

For some reason, UK days out always turn into a stressful nightmare for me.
Most memorable, being naïve enough to drive into central London to go to a museum. Think it was a cup final day. Ended up ditching the car in a London suburb, paying £24 for a well dodgy spot behind a lock up, wandering around London catching tubes well & truly lost, arguing the while time, and only getting to spend 40minutes in the museum. Oh and spending bank holiday stuck in a traffic jam, baby screaming, me crying, and missing our pre-booked slot at some farm.

Men , most , been single 20 yrs not through choice, esp the fat boring ones , at 59 not much choice

@IHateFlies

Starting a diet. I always imagine I’ll feel energised and bouncing with vitality eating all those vegetables but I end up feeling lethargic and angry.

Not to mention the sugar withdrawal migraine...

Family days out.

@AdaColeman

Bunches of sunflowers, somehow they never quite capture the delight of field after field of them in Provence. (Yes, I know, I know! )

Also fish & chips, they’re always soggy, when what we want is CRUNCH!

They're crunchy at any chippy I'd darken the door of! There must be a better chippy near you, surely?

Men.

Strawberries.

Tulips.

They go from poker straight to floppy the second they are introduced to a vase.

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