How many horses do you have?

[GingerBreadTeddy]

Just interested because a lot of people on mumsnet seem to have horses

I used to have one on part-loan, but she went back so currently I have 0 horses

2 here, hopefully 3 soon but alas all belong to the DC.

I have 2 (12 yr old and a youngster) and my daughter has a pony. I hope you find another soon op x

DD rides every week and would love a horse, or even a horse share. So far all we have is a cupboard of My Little Pony's.... and unless we win the lottery that's not about to change anytime soon!

5 kids, 2 fish, a pug and fucking big headache but no horses I'm afraid.

I have 4 (and 2 ponies out on permanent loan so they don't count - that's what I tell DP anyway ). 3 of the 4 are in their late 20s now but living their best lives in semi-retirement.

Do minecraft horses count? Or my DDs schleich collection? If not, I'm afraid its zero.

2, the cat knocked one of them off the top of the Sindy house at 5am and woke me up.

mad dog and a cat, and a million or so fish.

2 and one on the way

2

1

She’s semi retired, currently on month 4 of box rest and driving me crackers. But I love her more than life. She’s just fabulous (and incredibly naughty/highly strung/sensitive)

0 unfortunately.
I'd love a horse if you're handing them out though.

0 and very happy about that

How many horses arses are there on a horse?

2

One lovely horse here plus I look after another for someone else.

They are kept at my home and I exercise them both several times a week, so it feels like I have two.

I got loads of great horsey advice when i asked as a first time rider. Sadly i live in a tenement with a shared garden in a city . There's a noisy baby seagull kicking about tho.

We have about 25 Schleich plastic horses. Do they count?

14, and 3 foals due next year. I breed and train baby dressage horses for a job tbf though.

I'm currently having 2 nights away with my best friend, the first time in at least 2 years spending a night off the farm and I can't wait to get home. I think I maybe suffering from Stockholm syndrome. I do have cameras to keep my eye on them and a OH who will be sweating under the pressure of anything happening in my absence.

Zero horses

I did have 3. Now I have 0

1 of my own, but also look after another two who mine shares a field with, so it feels like 3 most days. And it’s bloody hard work to say they live out and that’s meant to be easier, I don’t ride half as much as I’d like to either!

None, not even a clothes horse.

Too much work. Far far too much work. My sister and mother used to breed horses.

I have cats.