Just for fun.... Ant or Dec?

[Justdowhatyouweretold]

Who would you rather shag? If you had to, if the human race depended on it.

Me -Dec

I'd say Ant, I reckon he'd be better than Dec

I don’t even know which one is which

I’d rather die out

Dec. But when they were in Byker Grove, it was Ant.
They really make me laugh. And I’m a sucker for a funny guy so who knows what might happen if it ever came to it

Best thread ever btw, OP!

I don't actually know which is which! They merge into one.
But neither.

Dec

Neither...rather extinction. Hideous , unfunny pair of knobs.

I wonder how this would have gone if the names had been Emma Watson and Emma Stone.
😡

@tinytemper66

Neither...rather extinction. Hideous , unfunny pair of knobs.

?extinction? I don't even remember what word I should have used instead!

I just re-read the OP and I realise extinction was what I meant to put! Oh dear!

Ant. Dec looks like a ventriloquist dummy.

Stephen Mulhern.

@JackieTheFart

It would have been Dec all the way back in the Byker Grove days (so PJ really ).

Nowadays I think I’d rather let the human race die out with dignity

Hate to break it to you but PJ was the character played by Ant. Duncan was played by Dec.

Dec.

Ant.

@Thepennyhasdroppedq

I'd say Ant, I reckon he'd be better than Dec

And I think he’d be a more thoughtful conversationalist as well!

Dec.

But when they did loads of footage from their homes, Ants seemed nicer inside. So maybe Ant so I could have a neb around.

@lockdownhasbrokenme oh god you’re right!

So ashamed.

Absolutely Dec all the way. Although it looks like there's quite a lot of competition.

Neither. Repulsive little creatures 🤢

Neither, ever.

Though it wouldn’t make much difference since they are interchangeable .

Having just watched SNT glad I picked Ant if Dec can hurt his back that easily. (Playing basketball if you didn't see last week's show)