Just for fun.... Ant or Dec?

[Justdowhatyouweretold]

Who would you rather shag? If you had to, if the human race depended on it.

Me -Dec

Dec

Not a drink-driving, wife-dumping twat... as far as I know

Both!

Ant. Yes, I know, but he'd be much dirtier.

Dec

Fucking hell what a choice!

I'm old enough to remember them in byker grove.

Dec

Ant used to hang round the chippy at the end of my street. Dec has a brother who’s a priest, I believe, so my mum (who has been an extra on Baker Grove and rates them both as lovely lads) would probably approve of Dec more.

Dec

Ant!

Dec!

@GoofyIsACow

Both!

At the same time?

Though twenty years ago it would have been Ant!

100% Dec. I fear I may squash him though 🙃

Dec

@PolaDeVeboise

Ant. Yes, I know, but he'd be much dirtier.

😂 I was going to say Dec, but I expect you're right... So I'll go Ant too

Omg neither!

Dec. Couldn't go for the drink driver who tried to blame all his issues on his now ex wife.

The one with the big forehead

ugh neither....cannot bear them!!

I'd swiftly shag Ant round by the bins for the bantz, then lightly ride Dec to ecstasy on lightly perfumed silk sheets whilst a choir sang. He would cry.

Friend was shagging Dec for a while back in the early days of PJ and Duncan.

@grassisjeweled

The one with the big forehead

Still none the wiser

@HandyBendySandy

I'd swiftly shag Ant round by the bins for the bantz, then lightly ride Dec to ecstasy on lightly perfumed silk sheets whilst a choir sang. He would cry.

🤣

@HandyBendySandy

I'd swiftly shag Ant round by the bins for the bantz, then lightly ride Dec to ecstasy on lightly perfumed silk sheets whilst a choir sang. He would cry.

Brilliant 🤣🤣

Ant deffo ant.

Dec