Just for fun.... Ant or Dec?

[Justdowhatyouweretold]

Who would you rather shag? If you had to, if the human race depended on it.

Me -Dec

@Justdowhatyouweretold

Who would you rather shag? If you had to, if the human race depended on it.

Me -Dec

Isn't one of them a drunk driver who injured a child?

I choose death.

Dec - always liked a smaller, cuter man.

Not that my husband is either small or cute 🤣

Well being as Ant drink drives and treats women like shit..... and Dec seems to accept that and let’s down women who have been friends for years, I guess the human race would have to just die out. Utter cunts, both of them.

@OliverBabish

And that, reader, is how the world ended.

🤣

@KnottedFern

I choose death.

Good call.

Which is who ?!

Dec

Dec.

Ant probably would probably suffer brewer's droop.

Dec. I used to fancy Ant back when they were PJ and Duncan but Dec has improved with age.

@CoffeeWithCheese
Friend was shagging Dec for a while back in the early days of PJ and Duncan.

More info required.

And mine is Dec.

Dec.

Ant.....was Dec in the 90s though.

Extinction is suddenly more appealing.

I don't know the difference. But NEITHER!!! 🤮🤢

Dec. He's just cuter.

Don't want to be dirty or mean, but I reckon he's not got a biggun. And I was married to a v small one. So it would probably be a good nights sleep. You get me.

I'm fine letting the human race die out and the animals take over the world in this scenario

I’m sorry human race but I just couldn’t do it. I remember them as PJ and Duncan, and no one I knew fancied them then either.

The small one

Dec. Cute

Dec

I've a sneaky feeling Dec is gay, so although he's very cute and probably quite naughty, I choose Ant

This

Dec

I'd swiftly shag Ant round by the bins for the bantz, then lightly ride Dec to ecstasy on lightly perfumed silk sheets whilst a choir sang. He would cry

Not the one who’s career has mysteriously survived hitting a child while drunk driving. Not the little one either.