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Just for fun.... Ant or Dec?

124 replies

Justdowhatyouweretold · 20/03/2021 19:25

Who would you rather shag? If you had to, if the human race depended on it.

Me -Dec

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Eminybob · 21/03/2021 08:12

Dec if I had to choose, but actually they have both been my celebrity fantasy threesome for some time Blush

PembrokeshireDreaming · 21/03/2021 09:18

@dappledsunshine

100% Dec. I fear I may squash him though 🙃
Me too!
lockdownhasbrokenme · 22/03/2021 14:47

Ant

Cassilis · 22/03/2021 14:50

Neither, the hooman race would have to die.

I had to shudder and change the channel whenever IACGMOOH or SNT or came on.

CuthbertDibbleandGrubb · 22/03/2021 15:55

Dec.

I would steer clear of any drink driver, so no option for me.

ladywithnomanors · 22/03/2021 16:00

Dec.
I find Ant creepy.

MrsTerryPratchett · 22/03/2021 16:03

@Sittinonthesand

Not the one who’s career has mysteriously survived hitting a child while drunk driving. Not the little one either.
They're both the little one!
Penguin81 · 22/03/2021 16:03

Dec

Mysterian · 22/03/2021 17:11

Dec.

Better keep Ant away from this thread Mrs Ant!

Junipersky · 22/03/2021 17:38

Dec. He's only 2 weeks older than me.

4Mongrels · 22/03/2021 17:46

Dec, I’ve always thought he’d be quite good in bed!

LalalalalalaLand123 · 22/03/2021 17:50

I still can't remember which one is which lol

MostIneptThatEverStepped · 22/03/2021 19:04

Ant always stands on the left, that's how you remember which is which.

Welshmumma92 · 22/03/2021 19:15

Dec

MangoChutnee · 22/03/2021 19:29

@LalalalalalaLand123

I still can't remember which one is which lol
So glad someone asked it before me.

Also relieved as I was thinking Dec was Ant.

3CCC · 22/03/2021 19:40

Can I have a threesome ?

Can imagine that Ant & Dec bring very different things to the party

GoofyIsACow · 22/03/2021 21:51

Yes! 😂

Raaaaaaarr · 22/03/2021 22:17

I call them Ant OR Dec because I'm not from here and get them mixed up. For the record I wouldn't choose either sorry.

ragtimeloves · 22/03/2021 22:19

Dec

SingleHandSue · 22/03/2021 22:22

I know it’s bad but I like Ant

EggyPegg · 22/03/2021 22:25

Dec.

He's the clear winner on this thread too.

TokyoSushi · 22/03/2021 22:28

Dec.

I've met them both, Dec is the nicer one by about a billion %

Purplewithred · 22/03/2021 22:29

I wouldn't be able to tell you which one I'd had, so either for me.

embolass · 22/03/2021 22:50

Love their Geordi accents but Dec wins

JackieTheFart · 22/03/2021 23:06

It would have been Dec all the way back in the Byker Grove days (so PJ really Grin).

Nowadays I think I’d rather let the human race die out with dignity Grin

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