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Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

549 replies

MagicSummer · 08/02/2021 19:15

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

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Keeping2ChevronsApart · 08/02/2021 20:39

Laughing at the photos people are posting. Like all their other halves are gorgeous and have never EVER had a bad photo taken of them

UnshakenNeedsStirring · 08/02/2021 20:39

Now all I can think of is Dominic Raab in his red silk robe ,oh god, need a cold shower

hernameis · 08/02/2021 20:40

He looks gormless

RootyT00t · 08/02/2021 20:40

He looks like a wobbly omelette!

PerkingFaintly · 08/02/2021 20:40

Lieutenant Grüber! YES! That's who he looks like!

Thank you. It's been niggling for over a year!

BrightYellowDaffodil · 08/02/2021 20:42

Rees-Mogg will be into all forms of wrong and it would just be horrific..I reckon dressing up would be involved

You just KNOW he'd have his Nanny there.

Kier Starmer seems a bit slimy,

Ooh, no. In the words of Lucy Porter, he doesn't refer to himself as 'Sir' but I absolutely would.

LJenn · 08/02/2021 20:42

Definitely the laugh I needed today 😂😂😂

DenisetheMenace · 08/02/2021 20:43

Twattergy

What? Are you saying you'd kick Kier Starmer out of bed for Matt Wanksock?“

I think I’m going to be sick. Just NO, to either. And I’m quite old and nothing special.

likeamillpond · 08/02/2021 20:44

@MrsSimonBasset

Great! Now I’ve got a really disturbing image of BoJo’s fat gut slapping against someone’s arse, whilst he rides then like said horse! Sweat and dandruff flying everywhere 🤢
My OH wants to know what im laughing at! Thanks OP. You have snapped me out of the depths of despair and gloom on this miserable cold February evening. Grin
Teddy1970 · 08/02/2021 20:44

@percheron67

I think that David Cameron was delicious in his "Boozy" Oxford Club photo!
I think that's the Bullingdon club photo, Boris is in that one too.
MrsSimonBasset · 08/02/2021 20:44

@MirandaWestsNewBFF

Have you seen him laugh? It’s like a donkey’s orgasm.
GrinGrin
VaVaGloom · 08/02/2021 20:45

Oh gawd! There was a thread like this towards the end of last lockdown, it's akin to the Handmaids, desperately unhappy in their restricted lives, falling for the misogynistic Commanders.

The antidote is to get out immediately for exercise - perhaps some parkour?

Whoever said Gavin Williamson have you ever heard him speak? OOOh Betty!!

Meripenopause · 08/02/2021 20:46

Chris Grayling has rather lovely eyes.

MumOfPsuedoAdult · 08/02/2021 20:46

Bwahahahahaha.....no seriously!

Inthevirtualwaitingroom · 08/02/2021 20:47

i liked ed balls on Strictly

Andy Burnham is quite ok

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/02/2021 20:48

Gavin Williamson?! Only if he wears a gimp mask and I whip him for what he’s done for the education. That would be almost satisfying but not quite.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/02/2021 20:50

Just heard Williamson speak in VaVaGloom’s link - Some Mothers Do ‘Ave Them...

Inthevirtualwaitingroom · 08/02/2021 20:50

van tam is trustworthy

NotFabulousDarling · 08/02/2021 20:50

Apparently Matt Hancock is best served with thick cream?

Matt Hancock is gorgeous!
DenisetheMenace · 08/02/2021 20:50

Today 20:04 welliguessitwouldbenice

I can’t stand his face. He’s that sneaky kid in class who always got other kids into trouble“

Or the weird kid on the bus who stares at you, unblinking.

ConeHat · 08/02/2021 20:51

@AnaisNun

Stockholm Syndrome, OP.

When they let us out again, you may need some therapy.

Fully agree. I find him strangely attractive. It's either the fact that he can string a sentence together without help or looking panicked, coming out with random answers to specific questions, or I have seen to much of him recently.

I have never found anyone in politics attractive ever. If Chris Hemsworth was standing doing pmqs as Thor, I wouldnt notice him.

Strange times. He definitely not my type. I'm not sure why I like him. But gorgeous?. Mrs H, is that you?

Inthevirtualwaitingroom · 08/02/2021 20:51

the kid on the bus yes!

BrightYellowDaffodil · 08/02/2021 20:52

Whoever said Gavin Williamson have you ever heard him speak?

It's more the whip he keeps on his desk.

JengaJanga · 08/02/2021 20:52

Have you seen the way he sits down?

Have you watched his personal hygiene?

He looks like he has cock cheese 😂

ConeHat · 08/02/2021 20:53

Yes to Ed balls. He could be my Dad age wise. I might need a lot of therapy after lockdown ends