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Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

549 replies

MagicSummer · 08/02/2021 19:15

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

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MrsGradyOldLady · 08/02/2021 19:27

I know this is not AIBU but yes, yes you are.

Did you see that photo of him trying to pretend to play football? Just no. Not a fan of Mandy.

SorrelForbes · 08/02/2021 19:28

I met him a couple of times at work events (pre-Covid) and found him to be a surprisingly charismatic and enagaging speaker.

I'll just issue myself a bisucit now. Blush

ParkheadParadise · 08/02/2021 19:28

🤮🤮

Abracadabra12345 · 08/02/2021 19:28

My colleague has the hots for Boris. She’s intelligent and very attractive

Twattergy · 08/02/2021 19:29

What? Are you saying you'd kick Kier Starmer out of bed for Matt Wanksock?

Totallydefeated · 08/02/2021 19:30

Well this is a bit of light relief for a dark and cold February evening in lockdown!

I’m not sure what the men are like round your way, but in these here parts we have much better pickings than somebody who l looks like a prematurely aged, pudding-faced estate agent.

Well done for giving me a good laugh, OP!

MajorMujer · 08/02/2021 19:30

He looks like a 6th form deputy head boy. It's a no from me.

ShipshapeShore · 08/02/2021 19:30

I think this is worse than the poster who fancied George Osborne.

Libraryghost · 08/02/2021 19:31

Serious lack of talent in the House of Commons. I would like the chance to vote with my fanny.

PubsClosed · 08/02/2021 19:31

When he fake-cried on the telly... I honestly can’t think of anyone less attractive,

I’ve got a soft spot for JVT, though Grin

HavelockVetinari · 08/02/2021 19:31

I'll just leave this here...

<a class="break-all" href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=twitter.com/soozuk/status/1204681154168795137%3Flang%3Den&ved=2ahUKEwjj-YS7g9vuAhUIV8AKHbmeCk4Qo7QBMAB6BAgDEAE&usg=AOvVaw2XINpgbgAj6hhE-jeDw3Mf" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=twitter.com/soozuk/status/1204681154168795137%3Flang%3Den&ved=2ahUKEwjj-YS7g9vuAhUIV8AKHbmeCk4Qo7QBMAB6BAgDEAE&usg=AOvVaw2XINpgbgAj6hhE-jeDw3Mf

MagicSummer · 08/02/2021 19:32

Good thing we are all not the same, isn't it!

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Beyondfedupnow · 08/02/2021 19:32

Kier Starmer seems a bit slimy, it would have to be Dominic Raab for me, I think he’s handsome.

CopperLily · 08/02/2021 19:32

'Stop voting with your fanny' is a sentence I never thought I'd read. It's glorious!

SymphonyofShadows · 08/02/2021 19:32

Time for this again

Matt Hancock is gorgeous!
TheSandman · 08/02/2021 19:33

Get help.

Libraryghost · 08/02/2021 19:33

Pudding faced estate agent. I am howling. I am saving that insult for future use. 😂

MiltonRoad · 08/02/2021 19:33
GeidiPrimes · 08/02/2021 19:33

Boris I can kind of understand. Quite gross, but an experience. MH looks like he's quite a nervous chap and sex probably scares him.

IndecentCakes · 08/02/2021 19:35

Urgh. If qualification for PM should be based on looks alone, please can we just go the whole proverbial hog and vote in Jason Momoa??

Totallydefeated · 08/02/2021 19:35

I think this is worse than the poster who fancied George Osborne

I used to have the hottest involuntary sex dreams about George, despite despising him with a passion. Man, they were raunchy - he was a veritable sex-god in dreamland. I’m so happy he’s out of the public eye now, and the dreams have tailed off. No way would I have embraced the madness like OP.

JaneJeffer · 08/02/2021 19:35

@PurpleDaisies

Charlie Brooker nailed it for me.

He’s like your older sister’s boyfriend with a car.

Pot, kettle
PubsClosed · 08/02/2021 19:35

Maybe he’s into kinky stuff? Hands, face, space could be a kinky new sex game...

🤢

Chrissybobble · 08/02/2021 19:35

God no! I've seen more attractive pugs.

GeidiPrimes · 08/02/2021 19:36

Pudding faced estate agent. I am howling

Me too Grin Perfect description.