Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

[MagicSummer]

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

He literally looks like a horror film monster that is going to unhinge his jaw to swallow you whole.
He is a repugnant reptile so he might be able to unhinge his jaw like...

@BrightYellowDaffodil Rees-Mogg will be into all forms of wrong and it would just be horrific..I reckon dressing up would be involved

You just KNOW he'd have his Nanny there
JRM in his giant nappy. It'd be a good idea for him to have a dummy though, to plug the poisonous words that spill out.

@likeamillpond Glad to be of service, although feeling a bit ill in the process.

Thankyou, that will liven up my evening

Whatever floats your boat!

I'd rather spoon my own eyeballs out...

@CommunistLegoBloc

Christ alive.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

@likeamillpond

It's the podium. The Podium makes them attractive. Without it they all look like they've fallen outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Doesn’t the podium just make them look like a church minister?

@Inthevirtualwaitingroom

i liked ed balls on Strictly

Andy Burnham is quite ok

Ooh yes, but I’d have to hide the guyliner from him

@AnaisNun

For *@Sulusu*

I thought at first glance without my glasses on that this was dev from coronation street

@Inthevirtualwaitingroom

van tam is trustworthy

Yes, but he looks like Penfold, so no thanks!

Seriously OP
I'd like to string him up with that bloody pink tie.

@W3dontdoduvets

Can I stroke your guide dog?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Glad it’s not just me, I was watching him tonight thinking he was looking quite attractive.
I don’t like myself one bit for it.

No takers for JVT then?

Stop it. Stop it, right now.

You need to get out more. Well, not now, obviously as Matt wouldn’t like it but...

@Abracadabra12345

My colleague has the hots for Boris. She’s intelligent and very attractive

That's an oxymoron. Actually the oxy might be superfluous.

Raab is Alan B’Stard.

@Libraryghost

No I think Boris would want to ride you like a horse. Giddy up filly! I think he would keep his socks on though... 🤔

It could be worse. Rumour has it that there was once a pig fancier in Downing Street.

Matt Hancock probably cries after sex.

In the words of a poster on another thread, the thought of him makes my fanny slam shut like a bear trap 🤮

@SpiceRat

He literally looks like a horror film monster that is going to unhinge his jaw to swallow you whole. He is a repugnant reptile so he might be able to unhinge his jaw like...

@magicsummer
As I was watching the update tonight I found myself fancying him . I think he's a weak tosser though .

Ha ha ha, noooooo! Are you ok, OP?

For the record, yes to tattooed, no to ignorant and labourite.

Matt Hancock doesn't do anything for me but Boris does !!

@womanity

Anybody reading this thread and thinking of Gove would do well to remember how he looks drinking water.

So that's who is inside the Pingu costume.