Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

[MagicSummer]

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

I once mixed with Boris some years ago. He was quite the fan of the old Bolivian marching powder back in the day.

I dislike Hancock, but I had a sex dream about Dominic Raab, Hot and steamy! And very realistic. As a Remainer, I found it hard to hate him every time I saw him on screen lol

I agrée! i have had a secret crush on him for ages 🤐🤭🤤

Matt Hancock looks like Gruber from Allo Allo.... how can you fancy Matt Hancock, all I see is Gruber whenever I see MH on TV

Oh love a tattooed Labour person, all sweaty from t'pit.

I think Dominic Raab looks cruel. I could never fancy him.

But Matt Hancock leaves me cold. Apart from anything else he looks so gormless.

Have you seen him laugh? It’s like a donkey’s orgasm.

@MirandaWestsNewBFF

Have you seen him laugh? It’s like a donkey’s orgasm.

Oh god... that's an image that once someone has placed it in your head, you just can't unsee it.

Damn you, Miranda, damn you!!!!

I think we’ve all been lockdown too long now.
MH doesn’t do it for me but Ed Balls yes. I think he’d be great fun in the sack. What cookery program is he on?

🤮🤮🤮

Dominic raab

Now I would ride him like a stolen bike

...... that is me pausing in shock. OP, it takes all sorts.

I think that David Cameron was delicious in his "Boozy" Oxford Club photo!

He was quite the fan of the old Bolivian marching powder back in the day.

Because he needed MORE of reason to waffle self-important nonsense?

@sproutsnbacon

I think we’ve all been lockdown too long now. MH doesn’t do it for me but Ed Balls yes. I think he’d be great fun in the sack. What cookery program is he on?

It’s on at 9 tonight I think, on bbc 1.

@riv1235 I love that. My favourite is ‘ride him like seabiscuit’

I used to quite fancy Ed Balls

Rees-Mogg will be into all forms of wrong and it would just be horrific 🙈. I reckon dressing up would be involved 🤢. Raab and Milband would be a serious possibility. Starmer is slimy, I just couldn't. Boris and Gove don't make the list. I love Whitty but not in that way. I just couldn't do that to him.

(takes out pad & pen)
Alright own up - who had covid & who has been vaccinated
(writing down new unexpected side effects )
(I will second Jason Momoa)

@Beyondfedupnow

Kier Starmer seems a bit slimy, it would have to be Dominic Raab for me, I think he’s handsome.

Yes to both of those points 😀

OP I had the hots for Boris last year whilst I had a temperature.

Maybe get a Covid test?

@Riv12345 I made him work like a pit pony in bed

Christ, someone want to fuck that droning imbecile Gavin Williamson?

Matt handcock gorgeous? Specsavers quick!

It's the podium.
The Podium makes them attractive.
Without it they all look like they've fallen outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.