Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

[MagicSummer]

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

My colleague has the hots for Boris. She’s intelligent and very attractive

One of mine had the hots for John Major.

Oh come now OP. I've voted Tory since 1979 with one exception. He's just not my type. I suppose there's someone for everyone.

Next someone will be admitting to a fantasy of rimming Rees-Mogg, or pegging Portillo.

@IsThePopeCatholic

No no no! Looks like an overgrown schoolboy to me.

This made me spit my bru out

@Deedeedocket

Here he is offering to blow Boris.

😂😂😂

@iklboo
I can’t I see it 😂😂

You should've gone to Specsavers.

Can't see it with Matt Hancock at all, were as Ed Balls oh yes!

I’m finding Ed Balls a revelation on that BBC cookery competition he’s in. He seems lovely

Ooh, cross posted sage46!

Whatever you're on, I'll only have some if this is guaranteed not to be a side effect.

BOAK

Matt Hancock, no.

Gavin Williamson on the other hand...

Dear me I nearly choked on my chilli (NOT a euphemism) laughing a this thread.

“Voting with your fanny” well to be fair could it get us any deeper in the shit pond than people who voted with their head to get us where we are now?
Chris Whitty is just a step too far in my opinion but could you imagine if they all read mumsnet, it would be the best night of these lads lives!

Dominic Raab is a straight up hottie.
I find Boris really endearing. I like his bumbling.

Isn't Ed Balls an overweight, squeaky voiced old git?

Matt Hancock is still within a fanciable age and weight, and has an attractive face, so yes, I would.

@Iggly Stop voting with your fanny very very funny and a bit gross too

I bet Rees-Mogg loves a bit of rimming. But prays afterwards to absolve himself.

Well one thing this confirms is we have weird cravings at different age groups. My aunt and mother like boris johnson.

Boris... endearing...

Ye gods, he is revolting! Balding, what hair he has is like a bog brush, bad teeth, huge belly,
I could go on....

And YY to Gavin Williamson and Dominic Raab too. They're not that bad some of the current lot.

I can see how Boris's confidence and character must have been fairly appealing when he was younger, but he hasn't aged well and he's quite short!

@PurpleDaisies

Charlie Brooker nailed it for me.

He’s like your older sister’s boyfriend with a car.

this

He looks like he'll eat you. Have seen that video of him looming I've that woman (I think a parliamentary candidate) with a hard on?

@MagicSummer

I guess you people would rather go for a tattooed, ignorant, labourite!

So is that the only choice then? And do you think tattoos + Labour voter = ignorance then? As I’ll show you my three sons. All very clever. All tattooed. All Labour voters. Like their Mum.

@MagicSummer

It is NOT a joke or anything else - I find him very attractive.

You do you.

I think he looks/sounds like a slimeball 🤷🏼‍♀️