Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

[MagicSummer]

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

I think lockdown is really having an effect on our collective mental health.

I’ve now got images of MH folding his pants pre sex and getting flustered because he doesn’t know what he’s doing, apologising and then crying.

Simultaneously I also have images of BoJo naked except for socks, banging away, belly and hair swinging in the air, waffling something about a fine filly whilst arse slapping merrily.

I’m not sure what’s worse, I feel disturbed by my own imagination.

All I can say is, thank fuck no one has brought up Michael Gove.

Politics aside, I hears ya Magic. I've thought so for a while. Mind you, I'm a menopausal old bag, so what do I know

@Beyondfedupnow

Kier Starmer seems a bit slimy, it would have to be Dominic Raab for me, I think he’s handsome.

Raab looks like a Nazi.

Matt Hancock looks like the deputy manager of a regional building society. Try to be more aspirational in your dream fucks. You deserve better, OP.

I can’t stand his face. He’s that sneaky kid in class who always got other kids into trouble

Mrs Hancock, is that you?
More like, Matt Hancock, is that you?

I'm not averse to Ed Miliband to be fair, but he gives off that 'cool' Physics teacher vibe in that pic. It might be the denim...

Oh I have so many unwanted images after reading this thread! 🙈🙈🙈

he looks about 7 years old ffs!!

I also find Matt Hancock hot and wouldn't turn him down.

Mind you, I sometimes wonder if women in this country prefer men that would be considered ugly elsewhere - bald, tattoos, pot belly and large, preferably hooked nose seem to be the order of the day. Or if there is hair, it must be grey. Bizarre.

Hancock has symmetrical features and youthful looking skin, and isn't overweight, so that should rule him out of many womens' dreams. Not speaking purely in grunts should rule out another lot.

Rishi is gorgeous

I don't see it TBH I think he's a bit creepy.

try and be more aspirational in ypur dream fucks

I'm sure I read something on Popbitch once about Gove's massive cock, and that he and Sarah Vine are swingers. I daren't search again.

Really?

Hey Matt's Mum! How is Farndon? Is it still flooded by the river?

...have you ever actually seen a good looking man? Matt Hancock is not.

I’ll just leave this here

@IndecentCakes

Thats 10000% my jam

He is a revolting head boy sneak type.

All I can say is, thank fuck no one has brought up Michael Gove

What, THe sOuND Of tenTaclEs sLapPiNg gOVe? 🦑

Dominic Raab, sexy as hell. Bet he is filthy between the sheets and I’m a life long socialist. Posh, dirty bastard.

OP you need to click on this. It will cure you of your desire for Little Matty Hancock straight away

Personally I would strain every sinew to slap him round the chops with a slimy kipper

twitter.com/christiancalgie/status/1339638240463228928

Gove's cock, regardless of size, is not an image I will ever want.

@WilsonMilson

I think lockdown is really having an effect on our collective mental health.

I’ve now got images of MH folding his pants pre sex and getting flustered because he doesn’t know what he’s doing, apologising and then crying.

Simultaneously I also have images of BoJo naked except for socks, banging away, belly and hair swinging in the air, waffling something about a fine filly whilst arse slapping merrily.

I’m not sure what’s worse, I feel disturbed by my own imagination.

All I can say is, thank fuck no one has brought up Michael Gove.

I'm dying here!