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Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

549 replies

MagicSummer · 08/02/2021 19:15

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

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BaronessVonCake · 08/02/2021 19:36

@IndecentCakes

Urgh. If qualification for PM should be based on looks alone, please can we just go the whole proverbial hog and vote in Jason Momoa??
I think Jason would do a better job than the current post- holder tbh
Allmyarseandpeggymartin · 08/02/2021 19:36

To be fair none of them are as handsome as Dan Jarvis!

And he’s ex SAS!

Totallydefeated · 08/02/2021 19:36

Today 19:33 GeidiPrimes

Boris I can kind of understand. Quite gross, but an experience. MH looks like he's quite a nervous chap and sex probably scares him.

Agreed, he’ll be totally uptight about the whole thing. Probably the sort of bloke who hangs his trousers up neatly before sex.

HandsFaceSpaceHopper · 08/02/2021 19:37

Ahh, he is quite sweet OP but I think you need help Wink

Sulusu · 08/02/2021 19:38

None of them are as nice as Ed Miliband.

I better leave this thread now.

Libraryghost · 08/02/2021 19:38

No I think Boris would want to ride you like a horse. Giddy up filly! I think he would keep his socks on though... 🤔

Totallydefeated · 08/02/2021 19:39

libraryghost and GeidiPrimes Glad you agree, we can’t be having too much of this nonsense Grin

Allmyarseandpeggymartin · 08/02/2021 19:39

I bet Boris is filthy in the sheets!

thosetalesofunexpected · 08/02/2021 19:39

@MagicSummer

Are you for real?
I agree with what the Poster said.!
This thread Post is defiantly a case of stokholm syndrome !
😂😂😂

Totallydefeated · 08/02/2021 19:40

No I think Boris would want to ride you like a horse. Giddy up filly! I think he would keep his socks on though... 🤔

Yeah, he so would keep the socks on
🤣GrinEnvy 🤮

SymphonyofShadows · 08/02/2021 19:40

Boris would probably call you a ‘fine filly’ and do a lot of arse slapping

nursejekyll · 08/02/2021 19:40

Stop watching BBC news with your fanny. Put some knickers on. And a pair of glasses.

ChonkyChook · 08/02/2021 19:41

I bet he cries after sex.

Matt Hancock is gorgeous!
Crakeandoryx · 08/02/2021 19:41

I'm blaming lockdown and isolation. Tonight MH looked attractive 🙈. I've no idea why, he's not at all but when he forgot the question and asked for it be repeated it was the air of confidence and arrogance. Dear god I really need lockdown to end before this gets any worse 😂. I'm disappointed in myself 🙈

crispychicken12 · 08/02/2021 19:41

No he looks like a creep and he makes my skin crawl

Libraryghost · 08/02/2021 19:41

@Allmyarseandpeggymartin

I bet Boris is filthy in the sheets!
It will be his Eton upbringing. He will probably want to be a Major and your fanny is the country he is invading.. I bet his socks aren’t clean either.
MajorMujer · 08/02/2021 19:43

Grin @ChonkyChook

AnaisNun · 08/02/2021 19:43

@Sulusu

Oh no I very much understand Ed Miliband as an object of desire.
Especially now he’s got that great grey swathe of hair.

I want chaos with Ed Miliband!

CaraDuneRedux · 08/02/2021 19:43

Oh my eyes, my eyes... and that's just the thread title!

I'm sure you can get therapy for this sort of thing, OP.

Dodododahdahdah · 08/02/2021 19:43

He’s a wet drip.

MagicSummer · 08/02/2021 19:44

It was only a joke - God why does everyone take it so seriously?

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JaneJeffer · 08/02/2021 19:45

@MagicSummer

It was only a joke - God why does everyone take it so seriously?
You started it!
CoronaIsWatching · 08/02/2021 19:45

I like him now I feel like he's sort of coming into his own, comes across much more confident and at ease in the briefings than BJ. He's probably the best looking in the cabinet and wouldn't mind a go on him either.

Lutwey · 08/02/2021 19:45

He looks like gruber from allo allo. And I imagine his personality to be like will from inbetweeners. Hard no.

Teddy1970 · 08/02/2021 19:46

Ooh no thanks OP, I always imagine Matt Hancock to be a virgin for some reason...