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Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

549 replies

MagicSummer · 08/02/2021 19:15

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

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SqeakyHindge · 08/02/2021 19:46

Someone has to I suppose.

Guessing it was the tear moment that captured your heart

AnaisNun · 08/02/2021 19:47

For @Sulusu

Matt Hancock is gorgeous!
category12 · 08/02/2021 19:47

Agreed, he’ll be totally uptight about the whole thing. Probably the sort of bloke who hangs his trousers up neatly before sex.

GrinGrinGrin

MrsSimonBasset · 08/02/2021 19:47

Great! Now I’ve got a really disturbing image of BoJo’s fat gut slapping against someone’s arse, whilst he rides then like said horse! Sweat and dandruff flying everywhere 🤢

Toasty280 · 08/02/2021 19:48

Chris Whitty for me 😀

52andblue · 08/02/2021 19:50

@ChonkyChook

I bet he cries after sex.
YES!!! (he does)

And he is a creepy wee man, as made clear by the clip above

SoulofanAggron · 08/02/2021 19:51

I think he's ok looking too. Wholesome colouring, and a bashful smile.

Even if he was attractive, I fail to see how that would qualify him for the job of PM. Surely, leadership skills and basic competence would be more relevant, no?

A politician's looks/charisma has always played a part in whether they get to the top. It can be a bit of a popularity contest at the end of the day. IDK if Hancock has much charisma though.

waydownwego · 08/02/2021 19:52

I find talent attractive. Conversely, I find utter incompetence a real turn off.

Teddy1970 · 08/02/2021 19:53

I imagine having sex with MH to be over very quickly...

Frequentflier · 08/02/2021 19:54

This thread made me laugh so much at a time when I really needed it, so thanks, OP, even if I think you do have Stockholm Syndrome. Let;s hear from you after lockdown.

Ed Milliband is hot. No question.

borntobequiet · 08/02/2021 19:54

@MagicSummer

I guess you people would rather go for a tattooed, ignorant, labourite!
Oh no, full SWP for me. I love an out and out Marxist.
WonkyCactus · 08/02/2021 19:55

Let me be the first to ask: are you on glue, OP?!!

AllTheWayFromLondonDAMN · 08/02/2021 19:55

I would rather set fire to my genitals.

oldsoulrebel · 08/02/2021 19:55

Chris Whitty does it for me Blush

Ostryga · 08/02/2021 19:55

@AnaisNun

Stockholm Syndrome, OP.

When they let us out again, you may need some therapy.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
borntohula · 08/02/2021 19:57

Piss poor attempt...

LoungeLizardLhama · 08/02/2021 19:58

This Matt Hancock?

Matt Hancock is gorgeous!
Koala2020 · 08/02/2021 19:59

@MagicSummer

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!
🤣😂😆
Badabingbadabum · 08/02/2021 20:00

I'm with you OP Blush!

GeidiPrimes · 08/02/2021 20:00

Maybe the vaccines do have chips in them after all. To programme us all to love our leaders!

ItisLikethis · 08/02/2021 20:01

I can't think of one politician who could be viewed universally as being good looking.

Neenan · 08/02/2021 20:01

God no, he’s so.............limp

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 08/02/2021 20:01

[quote AnaisNun]@Sulusu

Oh no I very much understand Ed Miliband as an object of desire.
Especially now he’s got that great grey swathe of hair.

I want chaos with Ed Miliband![/quote]
Me too, although he does look a bit like whichever one of Wallace and Grommit is the human.

I quite fancy Jeremy.

Shampops · 08/02/2021 20:01

@Allmyarseandpeggymartin

I bet Boris is filthy in the sheets!
I'd bet that he's just really lazy in bed. And flatulent.
Staffy1 · 08/02/2021 20:02

He would look in place at Vicky Pollard's side.

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