Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

[MagicSummer]

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

@welliguessitwouldbenice yes

That picture of MH doing press ups makes me think of Spud from Trainspotting going straight and coaching under 12s football.

The perpetual never changing PINK tie is what I would like to strangle him with.

Pasty faced ghastly creature with political attitude to match.

David Cameron is nice.

@LoungeLizardLhama

This Matt Hancock?

Dying here 😂

And Justin. Obv.

What is going on. Two days ago, nothing but depressed threads, now everyone's just gone stark raving mad. Please, for the love of God, take a long hard look at Justin Trudeau and remind yourselves what an actually fit politician looks like!

Please don't make me vomit and shit myself at the same time...too late

@CathyorClaire

Still convinced, OP?

Personally I think there's a reason 'cock' figures prominently in his name

Ugh, imagine that peering at you from under the duvet.

This thread needs a trigger warning. Images of Johnson spanking someone and Matt Hancock ...I feel ill.

@Claricethecat45

The perpetual never changing PINK tie is what I would like to strangle him with.

Pasty faced ghastly creature with political attitude to match.

@Claricethecat45 I have to take issue with you on the tie point... today he wore a patterned pink and white tie, instead of the usual plain pink one. So, please stop picking on Matty. He's a sensitive boy.

vom🤢

I’m guessing they mean Thomas PINK tie

Coffeecreativity I meant Hancock would be the type of bloke who fusses about hanging his trousers up nearly before sex, not Boris!

Totally agree that Boris would just unzip and get his todger out, without being arsed to drop his kecks first

This thread is so going to be in the daily mail this week

Ed Miliband would get it. I’d bang him till he dropped his economics textbook 😁

🤣🤣🤣

I have to say, there’s a certain thrill about being the one to light the flame of passion in a geek’s heart. And loins....,

Rishi Sunak is quite hot but not MH - I think he's slimey and creepy.

Jacob Rees Mogg looks like a strict Headmaster

@indemMUND

That pasty faced insincere fuckwit?! If he can't even sit down like a human being I'd be surprised if he could be pulled on strings to function adequately in the bedroom. Talk about Woody when Andy enters the room. Except you'd get more splinters from this one. Hancock? More like at orgasm a little flag with the word "bang" on it would flop out amid a tiny puff of smoke. Bleurgh.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Totallydefeated

Ed Miliband would get it. I’d bang him till he dropped his economics textbook 😁

🤣🤣🤣

I have to say, there’s a certain thrill about being the one to light the flame of passion in a geek’s heart. And loins....,

I had a very rude dream about Ed Milliband

I’m starting to wonder how many of us are going to have rude dreams about politicians tonight, after this thread, keepyourdistance!

I can see it, I must admit. He looks like good husband material. You could take him to tea with your gran and she would love him too.

The anti-suffragists are turning in their graves that they never thought of the “voting with your fanny” angle, I bet.

@Infradoug

What is going on. Two days ago, nothing but depressed threads, now everyone's just gone stark raving mad. Please, for the love of God, take a long hard look at Justin Trudeau and remind yourselves what an actually fit politician looks like!

Oh my god, he has the strangest face EVER..no thanks!

I don’t see it in MH but I did have a dream the other night that Keir Starmer wanted to have an affair with me he looks good for 30 years older than me

@ItbarelysnowsinLondon

I had a very pleasant dream about shagging Boris. No judgement here.

Well they do say 'one person's dream is another person's nightmare'

JRM looks like Walter the Softy.

Hancock looks like the kid that owns up to stuff the bigger boys did, just to stop them beating him up.

Hate to say it, but Boris has the charisma and humour that would probably result in a good night out. I wouldn't want to shag him though. I'd claim I'm a virgin. He looks the type to be honorable and a bit uncomfortable with deflowering, despite his enthusiastic love of shagging.

Ed Balls on the other hand, mmm.