Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

[MagicSummer]

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

@indemMUND

That pasty faced insincere fuckwit?! If he can't even sit down like a human being I'd be surprised if he could be pulled on strings to function adequately in the bedroom. Talk about Woody when Andy enters the room. Except you'd get more splinters from this one. Hancock? More like at orgasm a little flag with the word "bang" on it would flop out amid a tiny puff of smoke. Bleurgh.

And this thread is one of the reasons I'm still on MN 😁

@VienneseWhirligig Hate to say it, but Boris has the charisma and humour that would probably result in a good night out. I wouldn't want to shag him though. I'd claim I'm a virgin. He looks the type to be honorable and a bit uncomfortable with deflowering, despite his enthusiastic love of shagging

Yes Johnson is renowned for acting honorably towards women

I'm so glad I'm not the type of person who sees Boris Johnson as charismatic. God help those poor saps.

I know he is a huge shagger, but posh boys have funny attitudes to sex and he reminds me a lot of someone I used to work with years ago, with a similar background, who said that virgins are not fair game.

He is charismatic - he wouldn't have fooled so many people into voting for him as leader if he wasn't. It's hardly his competence and gravitas that did it for him. You can be charismatic and still a wanker.

He's charismatic to some. To many I suppose. I genuinely feel repulsed by him.

@VienneseWhirligig
I know he is a huge shagger, but posh boys have funny attitudes to sex

Your not joking, anyone fancy a go in the dead pig's head? Oh sorry that was the last posh male PM not 'Shagger'.

I keep coming back to this thread, and am horrified anew EVERY time. Why do so many of you want to shag Matt Hancock?! Why?!

I’d also like to toss “Hugh Grant as the Prime Minister in Love Actually” onto the shaggable politicians pile whilst Im here.

Now you may SAY he’s fictional, but arguably Hugh Grant has become quite the politically minded luvvie in the last few years, and it’s not beyond the realms of possibility in this brave new populist world, that it could happen...

No takers for JVT then?

Oh yes!

JVT may not be the Tom Hardy of public service, but I reckon he'd be a fun date and you'd always know where you stand with his straight talking.

@AnaisNun

Stockholm Syndrome, OP.

When they let us out again, you may need some therapy.

@AnaisNun excellent suggestion. Hugh Grant is also a posh boy known to be a shagger but you'd know what you were getting and I bet it would be a good!

He did a good job portraying the murderously inclined Lib Dem leader too.

@Twattergy

What? Are you saying you'd kick Kier Starmer out of bed for Matt Wanksock?

Jesus the OP Isn't the only one who needs a guide dog & therapy.

I do see the appeal!

I think lockdown is getting to everyone.
Let's all go have a nice lie down lol

@Teddy1970

This thread is just what I need right now, I've not laughed so much in ages, keep them coming!

I'd rather not!

@BrightYellowDaffodil

Matt Hancock, no.

Gavin Williamson on the other hand...

I'd rather have all the others at once (none of whom I fancy) than GW

@MagicMatilda

God no, he is the worst of them all. Thankfully he will never make it into the top job...that’s marked for Rishi

If that were to happen I'd emigrate.

Can I suggest a drive to check your eyesight??

@Sittinbythetree

I have just carried some research and I’m sorry to report that the french health minister rather benefits from wearing a mask. His lovely arms appear to be the best bit.

His chest is lovely 😛but he's definitely better looking with his shirt off and a mask on...but I could work eith that.

@Biscoffaddict

I’ve heard rumours that he’s got a big cock.

You misheard. What they said was 'He IS a big cock'

@Artichokepiglet

It’s happened to me too OP.

I’ve been having (lots of!) Matt Hancock sex dreams since the first lockdown.

I’m embarrassed to admit it but I genuinely think he might be the most attractive man I’ve ever seen

You definitely need help!

@Diamondella

Load of women publicly ripping a man to shreds based on his looks, still seen as just a laugh in 2021. If it was the other way round - they would be called “trolls”.

Oh for god sake,yes, having a bit of a laugh at other people's poor taste is still allowed.

Head prefects need not read threads they disapprove of.

@Guylan

I was thinking of him...Shameless hussy! Because we all have to rip off our shirt to have a vaccine.

The Greek minister another shameless hussy - fine by me 😁

Oh HE is the one with the gorgeous chest!!

You need therapy, fancying Wankcock is nearly as bad as the poster a few months ago who fancied Rees-Mogg because she thought he would like being spanked. Wankcock always looks like he is going to burst in to tears. Now if you had said Andy Burnham I could have understood