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Matt Hancock is gorgeous!

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MagicSummer · 08/02/2021 19:15

I find him very attractive. MH for PM!

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Coffeecreativity · 08/02/2021 22:38

@Totallydefeated

Today 19:33 GeidiPrimes

Boris I can kind of understand. Quite gross, but an experience. MH looks like he's quite a nervous chap and sex probably scares him.

Agreed, he’ll be totally uptight about the whole thing. Probably the sort of bloke who hangs his trousers up neatly before sex.

Nooo, Boris wouldn't take his trousers off for sex, he'd just whack the grubby little thing out through his zip!
TheMarzipanDildo · 08/02/2021 22:45

Ed Balls=sexy.

crivit · 08/02/2021 22:47

@borntobequiet

The French health minister is rather coyly using his shirt to cover his left nipple in that photo. It doesn’t seem very French, n’est-ce pas? I was pleased to be able to translate the notice on the wall. It says (translated) “Vaccination Centre”, which is why someone is sticking a needle in his arm. Yes I know this is a pointless post, but I’m putting off going to bed because I’ll have to get out from under this warm blanket and brave a chilly bedroom.
I like to think Veran is hiding a piercing there.

I very much like to think that.

Sigh

Abracadabra12345 · 08/02/2021 22:50

@Guylan

The French health minister, yes, our one, no thank you!
I was thinking of him...Shameless hussy! Because we all have to rip off our shirt to have a vaccine.

Phaaaw

Jacketpotato84 · 08/02/2021 22:51

Eww no. Dominic Raab id do

Abracadabra12345 · 08/02/2021 22:54

Nooo, Boris wouldn't take his trousers off for sex, he'd just whack the grubby little thing out through his zip!

I’ve got to share that with my Boris-fancying colleague...😂

Abracadabra12345 · 08/02/2021 22:55

*I like to think Veran is hiding a piercing there.

I very much like to think that.

Sigh*

Sighs too.....

indemMUND · 08/02/2021 22:55

That pasty faced insincere fuckwit?! If he can't even sit down like a human being I'd be surprised if he could be pulled on strings to function adequately in the bedroom.
Talk about Woody when Andy enters the room. Except you'd get more splinters from this one. Hancock? More like at orgasm a little flag with the word "bang" on it would flop out amid a tiny puff of smoke.
Bleurgh.

FingersXssd83 · 08/02/2021 22:56

Pahaha, looks like a small boy well out of his depth in a school assembly whenever he speaks at the daily briefing!

midnightstar66 · 08/02/2021 22:59

Well standing next to Boris a troll would look attractive so I can see why you might think that if you forget about all the other humans.

Motheroftwofeline · 08/02/2021 23:01

@BruceAndNosh

I heard him described as looking like someone drew a face on an egg
Grin this is just way too accurate
Motheroftwofeline · 08/02/2021 23:03

Yes to Raab

No to Ed Miliband, BUT, big yes to his bro, David Miliband (see attached)

How different could things have been if he had won the Labour leadership contest all these years ago!

Matt Hancock is gorgeous!
midnightstar66 · 08/02/2021 23:08
HappydaysArehere · 08/02/2021 23:08

Perhaps you are seeing him as some kind of hero ready to snatch you from the jaws of death while brandishing a large vaccine needle.

porcelinaofthevastoceanss · 08/02/2021 23:09

He is rank.

Backtoblack1 · 08/02/2021 23:10

Nah, it’s got to be Raab

BanningTheWordNaice · 08/02/2021 23:11

Okay maybe there really is someone for everyone 🤷‍♀️

MrsKoala · 08/02/2021 23:12

I feel quite maternal towards him. He just looks on the verge of an emotional breakdown to me.

I used to have dirty dreams about George Osborne which were disturbing enough, but nothing compares to the most porno dream I’ve ever had... about John Prescott Shock I woke up feeling quite unwell with it all.

I get an involuntary stirring in my loins when I see Dominic Raab. I seem to have a thing for over confident twats. (Which may explain my Husband, because nothing else does! Grin )

Guylan · 08/02/2021 23:17

I was thinking of him...Shameless hussy! Because we all have to rip off our shirt to have a vaccine.

The Greek minister another shameless hussy - fine by me 😁

Guylan · 08/02/2021 23:19

How different could things have been if he had won the Labour leadership contest all these years ago!

Weeps..

Defenbaker · 08/02/2021 23:20

I quite like MH, but don't find him sexy. He has a sort of little boy lost look about him at times, like he's bewildered by the situation he finds himself in. Mind you, I think anyone in his position would find things a bit overwhelming at times.

So, stop picking on MH... or as I prefer to think of him... Matty. (Feels urge to put arm around boyish Matty, and tell him to take no notice of the bigger kids that are trying to bully him.)

Truelymadlydeeplysomeonesmum · 08/02/2021 23:23

@BanningTheWordNaice

Okay maybe there really is someone for everyone 🤷‍♀️
Apparently 🙈🙉🙊
Guylan · 08/02/2021 23:25

Awwww Defenbaker, you are a good un...

indemMUND · 08/02/2021 23:26

This from a friend:

If you really want to fantasise about what it is like to sleep with him, just get a job with the NHS. Getting fucked without feeling anything and just sat there annoyed, disappointed and unsatisfied with no idea how you're going to make it to the finish.

wellahair · 08/02/2021 23:28

I think it's because he is young-ish. He isn't my type but he does kind of have this charisma. When I think of politicians, I think of Corbyn, May, Biden. Middle aged or older people.

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