All my pubes have fallen out

[GoneAndDoneItAgainAgain]

What the fuck do I do?

I usually use an in shower hair removal cream to tidy it up a bit down there. Rather than using the usual Nair one I used one I got off Amazon, assumed the timings were the same and now I have no pubes. Well, 2 pubes actually. But they’re both about an inch long and on the right flap so I think they’ll have to go too.

I’ve got a date tomorrow. It will only be the fourth time I’ve seen him. I shagged him last time I saw him and my pubes were in a totally normal format. Now I’m all bald .

I really like him and now I have to tell him not to be alarmed that I suddenly have no pubes. I do not have a pretty enough vag to be able to pull this look off, it’s fucking horrifying.

You had sex on the 3rd date?

@Barryisland
And? Some people like sex and it's 2020.

@Barryisland

You had sex on the 3rd date?

Really?! You want some braces to hold up those JudgeyPants?!

I am firm advocate of sleeping with them before the first date. Try before you buy.

Can you crochet OP?

You waited until the 3rd date?

You shagged him on the third time you saw him

Sure he wont be concerned about your pubic hair

@Barryisland you sound very shocked by that. Maybe they take things a little slower than you and date 1 was spent in lockdown together...

If there were three stragglers you could have plaited them!

Meh, I’ve had alopecia since I was a teen, nobody has ever been bothered.

I don't get it.
Surely you just put it on the bits you wanted to come off?
Yet all of it did?
It makes no sense dud the fumes dissolve the rest?

Maybe he won’t notice, i can honestly say none of my friends keep their pubes - myself included and haven’t done for years

I always get rid of all mine, I haven’t had pubes since I was about 17, I didn’t know that was strange. I’m embarrassed now 😅

Anyone remember when this happened to Will on the Inbetweeners and he shoved a wig down there

What’s wrong with having sex on the third date? We wanted to have sex so we had sex 🤷‍♀️

Reminds me of Homer and his constant worry over his 3 remaining hairs. Try drawing rabbits on your bits, they will look like hares from a distance!

brahumbug

I haven’t had pubes for years (double figures), certainly no problems there, it increases sensitivity too. I would remove the stragglers with a dry razor though; job done!

There is nothing wrong with having sex on a third date, or a first date for that matter. You have sex when you want to passionately share your body.

Which cream was it?? (Asking for a friend)

It was this one hopscotchz. It stank like death though.

Could you fashion something out of fuzzy felt?

Just before sex, as you're/he's removing your drawers, scream "holy shit! What's happened here?"

HA! That made me laugh out loud

Vag

Yeah, I don't get how this happened. If you put it on the hair why are you confused it came off?

If you're stuck for ideas, there's an episode of The Inbetweeners where this happens to Will. It's probably worth mentioning that the outcome of his "fix" was that no intimate acts occurred.

wunwun because I don’t normally put a huge amount on or leave it on for more than a couple of minutes. That’s enough to just thin them out without being bald.