All my pubes have fallen out

[GoneAndDoneItAgainAgain]

What the fuck do I do?

I usually use an in shower hair removal cream to tidy it up a bit down there. Rather than using the usual Nair one I used one I got off Amazon, assumed the timings were the same and now I have no pubes. Well, 2 pubes actually. But they’re both about an inch long and on the right flap so I think they’ll have to go too.

I’ve got a date tomorrow. It will only be the fourth time I’ve seen him. I shagged him last time I saw him and my pubes were in a totally normal format. Now I’m all bald .

I really like him and now I have to tell him not to be alarmed that I suddenly have no pubes. I do not have a pretty enough vag to be able to pull this look off, it’s fucking horrifying.

Write him a message with a sharpie! "Hello" on one flap and "handsome" on the other? A knock knock joke? His initials? The possibilities are endless.

Dying at “do you have a pet”

Don’t mention it until the very last minute. As you bend down to remove your knickers, while them off really quickly and make a “phsssst” sound so it looks like you have taken your keks off with such gusto, you whipped all your spiders legs off with them.

He’ll be impressed with your enthusiasm.

Googles knock knock jokes

Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Dewey!

Dewey who?

Dewey see a condom? It’s dark in here!

@Dreeple

pluck one and leave the other. I think it will look magical

There’s no way I could buy and fit a merkin before lunchtime on a Sunday. I’m just going to have to style it out. I should remove the 2 stragglers though, it makes it look even worse.

I don’t know any distracting cock magic.

I am agog that anyone thinks that this is an issue!

I have pubes as I am lazy but much prefer being totally bald as it feels cleaner (yes I know it makes no difference but I feel it is) and a lot of women I know are the same. I also havent met a man yet who doesnt prefer it.......thank you porn industry.....

Upshot is, he will probably think its Xmas.

@GoneAndDoneItAgainAgain

There’s no way I could buy and fit a merkin before lunchtime on a Sunday. I’m just going to have to style it out. I should remove the 2 stragglers though, it makes it look even worse.

Yes, you don’t want it looking a bit... Gollum

Any chance the two stragglers have enough length to form a passable combover?

Any chance the two stragglers have enough length to form a passable combover?

Maybe he won't notice, if you/he stay over you could act really surprised next morning with 'I'm sure they were there last night, must have shrunk back in'.

It’s fine, lots of women spend a fortune on getting a Hollywood.

@WildOrchids67

I wouldn't worry. I don't think you need to tell him about it beforehand, just let things happen and if he mentions it, hopefully it's in a pleasantly surprised way!

Why would it be a 'pleasant' surprise? Whats wrong with pubes?

@GoneAndDoneItAgainAgain

What the fuck do I do?

I usually use an in shower hair removal cream to tidy it up a bit down there. Rather than using the usual Nair one I used one I got off Amazon, assumed the timings were the same and now I have no pubes. Well, 2 pubes actually. But they’re both about an inch long and on the right flap so I think they’ll have to go too.

I’ve got a date tomorrow. It will only be the fourth time I’ve seen him. I shagged him last time I saw him and my pubes were in a totally normal format. Now I’m all bald .

I really like him and now I have to tell him not to be alarmed that I suddenly have no pubes. I do not have a pretty enough vag to be able to pull this look off, it’s fucking horrifying.

A comb over?

We once used a glue-on werewolf face for Halloween from Poundland for one of the kids. It would work well as a fanny beard for an emergency repair.

toontown you made one of your kids a merkin?!

I’ve never had it bald before, ever. I normally just put hair removal cream on once a month or so and it thins them out a bit. I thought that was the standard for most it’s reassuring to hear that others have it naked as standard. Maybe he didn’t notice that I hadpubes last time so it won’t be a shock.

i'd have made a joke of it, but that's how me and dh have been from day one.
Whatever you decide be yourself.

I can't see this being an issue... I thought most people had all the hair off?

I much prefer if like that though too lazy to maintain it 24/7 so dh has to take what he gets

Vajazzle?

@GoneAndDoneItAgainAgain

toontown you made one of your kids a merkin?!

I’ve never had it bald before, ever. I normally just put hair removal cream on once a month or so and it thins them out a bit. I thought that was the standard for most it’s reassuring to hear that others have it naked as standard. Maybe he didn’t notice that I hadpubes last time so it won’t be a shock.

Now I'm really confused.

At first I was wondering how the hair fell out in the areas you didn't put hair remover on.
Now are you saying you put it all over, but take it off before it's finished working properly, so that only some of the hair is removed? Doesn't that leave you patchy?
I've always assumed that people just coat the areas they want the hair totally removed from e.g. along the sides, and leave the rest

Meh I’d be happy with the result everything needs to go.

@ArtieFufkinPolymerRecords

Me too!

When I want to whip it all off (rare these days tbh) then the cream goes all over. Otherwise its just the bits that poke out the sides surely?!

@MiddleClassProblem